DO listen to their Patreon groceries episodes. I’ve listen to the Marlibone Episode and Tashkent Supermarket episode while walking through these grocery stories. It was like a guided museum audio tour! DONT listen to the regular episodes while eating. Too many times I’ve listen to this while cooking or eating only for them to dive into why it’s weird for men to jerk off standing up, or something in-depth regarding vagina health. Had to pause the episode, and eating for 5min. Love you both! From your Washington Heights fan

Y’all never speak on the Palestinian genocide, why? You’re certainly mot z*onists, so I’m not sure why you never ever bring it up. I know you like to stick to the topics of gender issues, etc but there must be gender and women’s issues going on there, no? Also Coca-Cola is a clear funder of the Palestine genocide, which is another reason not to drink it, no? Please address, thanks! Love y’all.

Please keep Meemaw Hour as a regular segment. It's the escapism we all need... before we get to the shoos that is. KEEP UP the good fight and shining a spotlight on all the chaos unfolding around us. Bryan, in last week's episode you said you sound like a crazy person. To the contrary, you are the sane voices. Thank you both 💪💙👠

Xo

Nothing makes me feel older than thinking of how long I’ve been listening to Erin and Bryan and I’m okay with it. To escape our daily hellscape I also binge Traitors - but the two seasons of the UK edition with non-celeb players! (Bryan - I beg you to watch) I give it, and this podcast, five stars and high heeled chairs 👠👠👠👠👠

This podcast always makes me laugh and I can’t miss an episode. I love the extra episodes of Dateline recaps, Woo or Shoo and the New Thing We’re Doing on Patreon. If this podcast weren’t available, I daresay it WOULD bother me!

I used to come here weekly (and even subscribe to Patreon) for the amazing Bible-based content but now this podcast has derailed. Hopefully, Showtime Chamaco can insert their talking heads into some amazing gospel choir videos and get them back into God’s light!

Do you understand?

I used to love this podcast about 4 years ago. But now Erin interrupts Brian incessantly, is kind of condescending….I’m confused if they’re friends or not. It’s unfortunately brought down the humor and somehow is a little triggering.

does he at least have a high yield savings account? with concern only

Ladies, slip on your kitten heels, grab your monogrammed Bibles and settle in with a frappiato moxiato because this podcast is all about good Christian values, strong family foundations and keeping the faith in these troubling times. Every week Bryan and Erin lead blessed discussions on scripture, share uplifting stories of God and give you step-by-step instructions to repair the moral decay of modern society one sinner at a time. Listener for over a decade, hope it continues for many more! 👠👠👠👠👠

I get all of my panties from Kohl’s. Love, Jaquidon

I have NEVER heard anyone give such a concise summation of those snarky betches. I was at that "final" LCD SS concert in NYC, and yes... the person I was invited by to "enjoy" this thumbs-down-bore-fest was such a complete judgy-mamma's boy-professional waiter-racist-selflover. YOU two Nailed this. Ps... please talk more about Bryan's molting flamingo summer balls. (Wow, I wrote this so long ago and never submitted it )

I’m listening to the newest episode about the LA fires and crying laughing from Brian talking about buying new panties in Dillards with his mom to asking if “ to Luigi” means to fix the plumbing 😂😂 the ability to turn tragedy into comedy and improv off each other is UNMATCHED and I feel so lucky to have this podcast. Thanks E and B!!

The Italian actress reciting poetry at the Hermes stores was giving Starbra improve greeting cards in Barb and Star.

Is his name now. No further questions. JackieDonnaDays everyone, thank you for sharing your laugh 👠👠👠👠👠

Wondering when the podcast name will be changed to, “Do You Understand?” Thanks, Beavette & Beaverly

Still not one mention of Palestinians. Not the women dying from lack of care. Not the children dying en masse. Not the massacre of queer people. I’m very disturbed by the LA casual Islamophobia.

Rich rich, anyone rich?…ME…with laughter since the before-before times of 2015 when my husband introduced me to Throwing Shade. You’ve been a delight ever since. Groceries, columbo and dateline have been my lifeline the last couple months when I need to take a break from reality. Thank you for being my consistency during these consistently unprecedented times.

Think you and your sister are the only weirdos that remember Watcher in the Woods?! Think again! Bryan will surprise and delight you because, girl, not only did he see it, he remembers more than you do! Bryan and Erin, thank you for sharing your laugh. Much love from a state you love to hate! 👠

Instantly in my top-five-must-listen list. Hilarious, insightful, and honest. Tons of good stuff while we wait for the next Tiffany Trump motivational session.

Attitudes this week: Brian takes a class with Cathy and Donna. Erin also hears about Francesca, a teacher’s pet. Great podcast.

This podcast is medicine! I’ve had a recurring dream for over a decade that I run into Erin & Bryan. They are cold at first. I am brave and try hard. Soon my jokes win them over and they’re like okay, you can hang around. Last night it got meta when I dreamed I explained to Bryan about the recurring dream. It always feels like a crushing loss to wake up and be not important to them. Also I have loved that 1985 Alice & Wonderland my whole life (age 44) and was so happy Bryan knows about it. The little girl’s acting is trash though.

“No vulgarity, no degeneracy, just two beautiful women gifting us with their voices and praising the lord” While watching the music video for Shackles by Mary Mary on YouTube, I came across the above comment to the video that so well encapsulated how I feel about the Attitudes podcast.

Roe joegan can bring on the drag kings from across the country to interview straight, cis men on how they’re Deconstructing the patriarchy

You two are soup for my soul and sanity since the ejection - been a listener since 2017 💙- but I’m going to need at least 2 shows a week from this point forward.

The absolute repressed trauma you unearthed with “Alice in Wonderland” (1985).

The post election pod was comfort to our broken hearts. Thank you both for being amazing and angry with us. 👠👠👠👠👠

Refreshed the feed all day hoping for a post-election recap. Thanks for keeping us aware but hopeful, enraged but engaged. Looking out for ourselves and each other is not a spectator sport. Y’all are the best around.

The two long lost best friends you can’t live without. Your favorite podcast’s favorite podcast. Bryan and Erin have gotten me through some dark times the past decade and always gives me the belly laugh I need.

Thank you so much for today. I love you dearly for what you do and how you do it 👠👠👠👠👠

I can never watch another dateline, I only want Bryan’s recap. Worth every penny. Thank you for sharing your laugh!

I’m a lesbian. Been listening to Bryan and Erin for practically a decade!!! Highly recommend listening to this pod to learn about who in this country has it out for the gals and the gays (and everyone in between) and to VOTE THEM OUT. 10/10 high heel chairs. Really hoping for an update on salvia and marle soon, though. Love you guys!!

Living life like the STARS! Who knew I too can live the life of Erin and Bryan? I have also have orange luggage tags with planes on them! Rich Rich, where to go next?

huge fan for many years <3 so happy groceries is back <3 constantly thinking about bryan as “woman laughing down a staircase” <3

I came here years ago for Mondo’s birds and then I stayed for groceries and high heel shoes. But now it’s really giving me what I want- a psychological breakdown of the unspoken romance between C-3PO and r2d2, and C-3PO’s eating issues and addiction to maintains his golden boy figure. It’s everything you want and yes. . . much more deranged. 👠👠👠👠👠

“JD vance looks like a cheese curd” may be the best and truest thing I have ever heard. 🎤🙌🏼 …and as the oldest cousin in the fam, I considered it my RESPONSIBILITY to trick my cousins into eating dog Maro-bone treats by telling them that they were actually Pepperoni Pizza flavored Combos Snacks. Remember those? 👠👠👠👠👠

If you don’t have free range horses 🐎 to cut your lawn. A store bought lawnmower is fine 😌

I’ve been listening to this podcast for 8 years now and the only thing I disagreed with is the hate for San Diego. Thank you for FINALLY saying nice things! Keep up the laughs and bashing of everywhere else but San Diego 😎

Princess Guitar will show you the way to living an enlightened life.

I’m voting. I’m gonna always vote because I know that it’s important, but there are people not voting because of personal reasons and that is their choice to shame them is weird number one you sound like a Republican. Secondly, let me tell you a little story. My mom is Lebanese and she is seeing her country being k***ed so she doesn’t feel safe to vote for someone who’s not saying that they are outwardly going to stop it or try to stop it. Please don’t make fun of people not voting. Then not voting does not equate them voting for Trump that doesn’t equate that at all that’s black-and-white thinking and that’s really gross.

I’ve been listening to TS/ Tudes for OVER A DECADE NOW, but Brian and Erin giving so much reverence to Nava Mau and Laverne Cox meeting brought a tear to my eyes and really made me remember why I LOVE these two so much.

Are you looking for a podcast that gives questionable second hand skin care advice while also incorporating obscure Les Mis references? Then this is the podcast for you! 👠👠👠👠👠👠

We need Trish School of the Arts merch!

Having never met L.L. Cool J myself, I can’t say for sure, but having met men, I’d be willing to bet the reality is more L.A.J.B.P.T. Cool J- Ladies Are Just Being Polite To “Cool” James. I said what I said.

Some argue whether “Don’t Stay Home” or “All Mixed Up” is the better 311 song, but my money is on the tender and romantic “Amber”.

Can a future Bryan’s Blessings 🙏🏼 do an episode of Rodeo Drive? Thank you for making my fav podcast.🙏🏼

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Giggle vs Tickle; “Giggle Learns a Lesson” Written and Narrated by Ginni The Henny; With Additional Writing by Erin Gibson And Thoughts by Bryan Safi; *As Found In A Scroll With Pages

I have been listening to you guys for a few years now and absolutely love you both. Also, thanks to Erin I have been on the waitlist for The Rancho Gordo Bean Club for two years…and just got the now available email! Excited for the reboot of Groceries! You guys are the best! Thanks for all the laughs!