Patterns Tell Stories | UFOs & High Strangeness

Insight and speculation surrounding UFOs and paranormal phenomena from high strangeness researchers KLAɄЅ and GΔRRΞTT.

Recent Episodes
  • UFOs in Congress
    Nov 20, 2024 – 01:13:35
  • The UFO Dictionary
    Nov 6, 2024 – 01:15:37
  • The Cosmic Food Chain
    Oct 30, 2024 – 01:11:44
  • Atlantis
    Oct 14, 2024 – 01:26:44
  • The God-King System
    Oct 7, 2024 – 01:09:26
  • Mankinds
    Oct 2, 2024 – 00:54:57
  • The Knights of Antarctica
    Sep 24, 2024 – 01:00:24
  • Star Wars in Iraq
    Sep 9, 2024 – 01:04:20
  • Monsanto
    Aug 31, 2024 – 01:18:51
  • Imminent
    Aug 23, 2024 – 01:16:36
  • The Baghdad Museum Heist
    Jul 30, 2024 – 01:28:14
  • The Marconi Murders
    Jul 21, 2024 – 00:54:06
  • Kammler's Secret Weapons | Part Two
    Jul 16, 2024 – 00:52:14
  • Kammler’s Secret Weapons | Part One
    Jul 13, 2024 – 00:49:29
  • Bugs | Part Two
    Jul 3, 2024 – 00:43:07
  • Bugs | Part One
    Jul 1, 2024 – 00:52:46
  • Trinity
    Jun 21, 2024 – 00:59:28
  • The Cryptoterrestrial Hypothesis
    Jun 11, 2024 – 01:03:53
  • The Shadow Biosphere
    Jun 5, 2024 – 00:53:32
  • Resurrection Machines
    May 27, 2024 – 01:26:30
  • Biomimicry
    May 13, 2024 – 01:03:16
  • The Initiation Phenomenon
    May 6, 2024 – 01:13:48
  • The Secret Space Program
    Apr 28, 2024 – 01:01:05
  • KONA BLUE
    Apr 19, 2024 – 01:03:13
  • The Evolution of Consciousness
    Apr 7, 2024 – 00:56:33
  • Anomalous Health Incidents (Havana Syndrome)
    Apr 1, 2024 – 00:52:49
  • The Hive Mind
    Mar 26, 2024 – 01:09:28
  • The Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence
    Mar 17, 2024 – 00:57:42
  • Operation Paperclip | Part Two
    Mar 16, 2024 – 01:17:32
  • Operation Paperclip | Part One
    Feb 25, 2024 – 00:51:10
  • AATIP Slide 9
    Feb 19, 2024 – 01:00:44
  • Dr. Edgar Mitchell's Quantum Hologram
    Feb 12, 2024 – 00:57:02
  • The Mirror Universe
    Feb 6, 2024 – 00:56:38
  • The Backster Effect
    Jan 26, 2024 – 00:56:16
  • The Mothman Prophecies
    Jan 16, 2024 – 01:05:21
  • Lifeforms
    Jan 9, 2024 – 00:52:24
  • The Cosmic War
    Dec 31, 2023 – 00:56:49
  • The Swarm
    Dec 13, 2023 – 01:06:04
  • Cattle Mutilations, Covert Operations, and Full-Spectrum Dominance
    Dec 5, 2023 – 01:02:01
  • The Control System, Caudate Putamen, and Haunted People Syndrome
    Nov 28, 2023 – 01:07:37
  • The Sol Foundation - Averting Catastrophic Disclosure
    Nov 20, 2023 – 01:03:58
  • Strategic Defense Initiative, Cognitive Human Interface, and Legacy UFO Programs
    Nov 14, 2023 – 01:09:10
  • Gunung Padang, Greek Mythology, and Gravitational Waves
    Nov 5, 2023 – 01:04:12
  • The Dark Pyramid of Alaska - Part 2
    Oct 31, 2023 – 00:34:43
  • The Dark Pyramid of Alaska - Part 1
    Oct 29, 2023 – 00:46:25
  • The Schumann Resonance, Seances, and Military UFO Engagement
    Oct 22, 2023 – 00:58:24
  • Antarctica, H. P. Lovecraft, and Psychotronic Weapons
    Oct 14, 2023 – 00:57:04
  • Poltergeists, Non-Verbal Communication, and Monsters of California
    Oct 8, 2023 – 00:50:34
  • Near-Death Experiences, AI Prophecies, and the Department of Energy
    Oct 1, 2023 – 00:57:58
  • Ultraterrestrials, Alien Mummies, and Starfish Prime
    Sep 24, 2023 – 01:20:33
Recent Reviews
  • NatureBoys
    Engaging BUT lacking objectivity
    The hosts of this show do a great job digging into many facets of ufos, the unexplained, and the esoteric. I really appreciate their back and forth, and they’ve made me want to read a lot of the books they reference. However, I don’t appreciate how the hosts too often seem to pray at the alter of Lue Elizondo, Tom Delonge, Jim Semivan and a lot of the other TTSA crowd. Regarding some concepts/ideas/anecdotes they can have an objective, and even skeptical take, but when it comes to people like Lue they just take everything as gospel. I’m not saying that all TTSA (and TTSA adjacent) people are full of it. But many have been caught lying or at least making claims without evidence. The hosts are entitled to their opinions of course, yet I think their show would be better if they applied the same amount of scrutiny (and skepticism if warranted) to all people/claims made in the murky topic of UFOs.
  • ByteSlinger#1
    Excellent and Engaging
    I look forward to this each week. Always interesting and thought-provoking yet remains grounded.
  • teo555
    Awesome
    This guys are awesome great podcasts
  • Jersey Girl in Vermont
    Very good!
    I appreciate the hosts of this podcast. Interesting and knowledgeable.
  • mrfett
    Klaus and Garrett are treasures!
    Absolute best podcast on the topic of anonymous phenomenon. As Klaus himself says, they’re one of the few voices in this space that call out the Q Anon looney tune parasites that infest the UFO community. Keep up the excellent work guys, you are appreciated! 🙏🫡
  • Rustywallace357
    Longtime X lurker, show doesn’t disappoint
    You guys should continue looking into the Lovecraft Code connections, that episode was one of the best podcast episodes I’ve ever listened to
  • cigbox
    Urantia
    Love your research Check out the Urantia Foundation and the Urantia Papers
  • AlexDesignsIt
    Consistent, excellent coverage
    I listen to a lot of podcasts while I work and this is always first on the list! Klaus and Garrett provide some of the most intelligent, reasonable and well-researched commentary on the UFO/UAP phenomenon.
  • Beyond The Trees
    How long before Delonge sends you a gift bag?
    While I will admit a lot of the information that is provided here is extremely important, knowledgeable and well documented, the use of absolutely nothing but TTSA and John Keil references is overwhelmingly. At least three times per episode Elizondo or Semivan are brought up, it begins to sound familiar of every other story told about information being spread to cause confusion. Given the amount of research it is surprising that they don’t see the connections of who is involved and how the past is repeating itself. It is however a good source for very seldom spoken about information revolving around the phenomenon. But please change up your sources guys.
  • Corduroy Cat
    Honestly, one of the most intelligent conversations
    …that you can listen to for an informed view on UFOS.
  • Dbutchko
    Fresh new perspective
    Awesome interview and discussions.. tnx
  • Fobbycube
    The Best UFO Podcast
    I have never gone back and listened to all past episodes of a podcast dealing with high strangeness and UFOs - except for Patterns Tell Stories - this podcast is so good it demanded my full attention, including all of the past episodes.
  • Jman6969696977643357
    Fantastic
    Really like these topics and new threads to go look into myself. They are fantastic at generating new authors, or new perspectives to look at the phenomenon. Keep it up! Knowledge is power!
  • ericralph
    Perfect mix of skepticism and speculation
    New favorite. Starting back at the beginning I like it so much- I relate to the hosts general ideas, theories and approaches to trying to figure out this ufo thing- def One of the top three best podcasts on the subject I’ve found if not THE best-
  • Star&LPS TrukN
    My opinion
    Klaus and Garrett are awesome. I’m excited listening to a podcast that is so real, organic if you will. I feel if me and couple of friends had a podcast that this is exactly how we’d sound knowledgeable but chill it’s refreshing. Keep dropping knowledge you guys make my day
  • Ehmsoleil
    Love this podcast
    Well read hosts who have genuine chemistry, love for the topic, and open minds. It's like overhearing cool nerds' conversation about a class they're taking.
  • Big if Tru3
    Shows ok
    KLAUS is one the most toxic people on UFO twitter.
  • Ms. Tomes
    Interesting Show
    These gentlemen are interesting to listen to. I find that Klaus is somewhat Garrett’s mentor. The only thing that I don’t know if Garrett is aware of is that when someone verbally refers to UFOs, they speak all 3 letters. Unless I’m mistaken I hear U and then “foe”, two syllables instead of u f o. Interesting ideas and opinions. Definitely worth a listen.
  • Anedgo
    The bar is set on podcasts on this topic
    I listen to a lot of podcasts on this topic. Patterns Tell Stories is the only one that when it’s released it’s a “stop what I’m doing” moment and I jump right in. The hosts really know their stuff on a wide range of topics but never talk above the heads of their listeners. They site so many great books and articles that I’ve started listening with a notepad nearby so I can do followup research. And for me the best thing of all is this is done in a very casual, conversational tone. They mentioned that they met for the first time in person recently and I’ve would of sworn they have been best friends since childhood, their chemistry is so authentic. Keep up the great work!
  • CaseyJeanMusMus
    An absolute gem 💎
    The archetype of quality content. Thought-provoking conversations will inspire you to independently feed your curiosity, long after the episode is over. Their witty and smooth banter make this podcast feel like a familiar friend.
  • suliamanabdul
    Great Podcast for the Discerning Thinker
    I encourage anyone interested in this topic to follow this show. They have a measured way of approaching the topic without all of the fluff that others insert just to gain a follow.
  • Bart the Bear-a-taur Bard
    Favorite new “Strangeness” podcast!
    Great podcast for those interested in high strangeness. These guys go down the rabbit holes without getting lost. They play in a nice middle ground between wacky doodle and debunker where they thoughtfully and candidly discuss like you’re hanging out at the water cooler.
  • Arms Boy
    Operation Paperclip
    Speaking in tongues is misrepresented here. Speaking in tongues in one instance is the spirit making intercession on the individuals behalf. We don’t know the future, so we don’t always know what we will need, so the spirit prays for the things that will be required. There is a form of speaking in tongues, that manifests in a person giving prophecy in an unknown language, followed by another person receiving and giving the interpretation. Don’t trust mega churches or anything they say. They want your money, and that’s all.
  • Fw wolff
    🔥🔥🔥
    Exactly what I've been looking for. Covering everything from government disclosure to alien pancakes in a fun and open minded way. You guys are nailing it!
  • LeneBear
    Excellent
    Quickly becoming my favorite podcast, keep up the excellent work!
  • Artsygirl33
    Excellent Podcast
    Klaus and Garrett share their well versed thoughts and knowledge in a chill conversation that is loaded with insights. I always look forward to their episodes and often listen to the episodes twice!
  • MJ Deeds
    Excellent podcast
    Klaus and Garrett are erudite, extensively-read and bring informed reasoning with historical references to illuminate their subject. Highly educational and well-written with a collegial vibe.
  • Heather21212
    The Best podcast Ever!
    Absolutely love this podcast! What a great team. Knowledgeable and entertaining!
  • Greg&TheGirls
    One of the best podcast on the phenomenon
    I’m so happy that Idiscovered this show. Klauss and Garrett truly have their fingers on the pulse of the UFO/UAP topic. They are extremely well-read and up today on the current state of affairs and do an excellent job distilling it for anyone interested by the topic. Their ability to connect historic resources to recent news is fantastic. They have clearly done deep research into the matter. Keep up the great work boys. Much love!
  • Maritchka
    Like the subject matter, but…
    Can we please cut out all the swearing guys? It’s so annoying and honestly takes away from the subject matter. Please class the pod up. This is like two frat boys chest pounding. I keep trying to listen and can’t stand the broski vibes. This subject matter is serious and to have every other sentence be swearing…. 😒
  • Maxwell from The Land
    Great Insight on the Topic
    These two are talented and well-informed. This podcast is well-produced, and the topics are great. So many bigger podcasts are chock-full of fluff content, self-flagellating hosts, and guests on their book tour circuit, but not here. It is all killer, no filler. The banter is reminiscent of hanging with friends, but always stays on-topic. Most importantly, they have great takes. They are clearly well-read on the subject matter and approach it from a perspective that just hits all the right notes for me. Keep up the great work!
  • Killahnola
    Love the show
    I enjoy every episode, these guys do a great job keeping up with UAP news and discuss the more esoteric aspects of phenomenon.
  • km1396
    My new favorite podcast
    Just discovered this podcast and I’m loving it. Great discussions and interesting topics.
  • Dannybaht
    Love these guys
    Garrett and Klaus are my two new best parasocial friendships. I really enjoy them talking about what they are reading and thinking about. I feel like every episode is a chance to sit around the campfire and have informed speculation about what the heck is happening in the govt and with this who UFO phenomenon. I want to be on with them!
  • Jake B from NYC
    One of the best UAP aggregators
    Amazing aggregator on Twitter - and now a great podcast host.
  • Jethro_
    His story
    Klaus’ personal story had a few details in it that sort of blew my mi d since I recently had an experience not that different. The detail was just a weird detail—viewed by multiple people here—, but it sort of blew me away that he had experienced something so similar. I am a professional guy with advanced degrees and the other witness to the details is an exceedingly rational and dependable person. We were both at a loss. So, as the title says: Patterns tell stories.
  • Lisdreizen
    Wonderful episode
    Such a wonderful episode! A serious discussion of UFOs, whistleblowers, and how the deep roots of trauma pervade our society, and probably keep us unable to launch with aplomb into the whole UFO mystery..There’s frankly just so much trauma in general in this country, keeps us all distracted enough that we can’t do our due diligence in investigating the UFO topic with the drive that it so deserves. Bringing on Dr. Ray was fantastic, Such a compassionate, intelligent, eloquent, and genuine person… It was the light of my day! Thank you so much.
  • DINODEMILIO
    Patterns Tell Stories
    The engaging storytelling and expansion of Klaus’ X (aka Twitter) posts make this podcast a must-listen for all UAP/UFO and other high strangeness.
  • jkat009
    Quality content
    I have to say, this podcast has come great quality content and discussions. Great job, keep up the good work!
  • gyoedb
    Great podcast.
    Love the content. Klaus is great writer/researcher.
  • Latino CreamKing
    The start To An Amazing Project
    I’ve followed Klaus on Twitter for quite some time now, and I read his posts back when he was on Reddit. He continues to be a voice of immeasurable value in this field. Based off of the first two episodes of his podcast that’s he’s released so far, I can tell Klaus is going to be the unparalleled front runner of both the history and current news regarding UAPs and all things related. He dives deep with an open mind and communicates his findings in an easily accessible and digestible way. I look forward to more episodes from the brilliant and rational mind of Klaus. Thank you for stepping up and being a leader in such a muddy field- I can say that many of your listeners and followers really value your insight and leadership. We’ve got your back and will support you in all future endeavors. I look forward to watching the podcast grow.
  • Carlbear2
    Klaus is King
    This dude really knows his stuff. His writing speaks for itself & now we get a podcast too. He brings a calm confidence with him across all platforms—makes for easy listening while also getting to have your mind blown over & over in all the best ways. Can’t wait for more. Thank you Tiny!!
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