Three Bean Salad

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A podcast from comedians Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker and Benjamin Partridge. Each week the three beans tackle a different theme, suggested by the listening audience.

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  • jah0324
    Nothing like it
    The podcast form explored to its outer limits. Nothing like it. Perfection.
  • đŸ« đŸ˜”â€đŸ’«đŸ«„
    3:
    A salad with only three beans sounds not very filling
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  • dwdellinger
    handlebar tease
    The UK's premiere jingle delivery service, with some occasional nonsense about boxes or fruit or whatever.
  • slikkboy129
    this show is fairly indescribable
    i know this because it was recommended to me, but i was unsure and so read many descriptions which left me with expectations that became null & void by the second episode. this show is one of the funniest ever. it's also grown organically into this completely original, idiosyncratic & INDESCRIBABLE work of genius.
  • transparent things
    Love it
    The beans meander and sometimes kinda stay on topic its so funny where they go 🌟
  • brentnospg
    Great joyful fun
    These guys are a joy to listen to. Fun and funny. Found through recommendation on Dream Factory podcast. I m so glad. These three beans are just what we need in this world!
  • Swiss Alp Texas Bean
    Oh dear
    I may be more like H. Paker than is comfortable.
  • duluthten
    Pointless but essential
    Best thing from England since Dickens
  • Cameroun
    Repeat listening only enhance the experience
    There are only a few podcasts that I like listening to again and again. I’d recommend the episode Islands
  • clangingnotion
    V good
    Very funny and great for someone like me who has run through most McElroy content and needs a new comfort show. Also reminds me of early podcasts like You Look Nice Today!
  • Samakazam
    Delightfully odd
    Discovered this podcast as a fan of Wozniak on Taskmaster and have been devouring episodes three at a time. The jingles get stuck in my head for days and the beans live there forevermore
  • Grenadineisdeliciousfightme
    Bean Withdrawal
    Burritos, cold summer salads, a chick pea situation, lentils, it doesn’t matter how much I eat, I cannot fill the emptiness left by Beans En Vacance. Come back soon, gentlemen, my puerile nonsense tank is getting dangerously low. I’m fighting back the impulse to listen to something improving or educational but every day is harder.
  • Dr Nicholas T. Name
    A series of tubes
    Streamlined, beanlined goof-juice from three goobers and one bonjamin. All part of a balanced breakfast!
  • jbass524
    The friends I sometimes need
    When I’m lusting for light-hearted, funny, intelligent, and engaging nonsense to pass the time, Three Bean Salad is who I turn to.
  • headphonesCheck
    This
    This is what I call a perfectly lukewarm podcast. I love it most of the time, and space out a good 25-35%. Absolutely middle of the road! (Its good stuff for real)
  • SaidIHadTo
    Yes, please
    Absolutely the high point of my listening week. Also, give that crab opera man a job probably.
  • chriskaprys
    At last
    Finally, a podcast that employs the word “nozzle” at least once every episode, and which reports honestly from a world where all problems - from structural engineering to social faux pas and beyond - can be solved with ham. What yarns weave these beans three.
  • BGlass864
    My happy place podcast
    No other podcast brings me as much joy when a new episode pops up in my feed as Three Bean Salad does. I am currently going through my first re-listen and every episode consistently hits. Even the quick non-episodes that announce that they aren't releasing an episode are hilarious. The jingles alone are worth a listen. As the world grows darker by the day, we need the Beans more than ever. Please keep doing what you're doing, dear Beans.
  • Rosspurs11
    Bless the ground birds
    Thanks to the one and only Paul F. Thompkins for turning me on to this
too good. Y’all are Brilliant!
  • Bbbgjvchhghklgssfggd
    An in depth critique
    Its like a three bean salad I once ate. Good.
  • JackieD887
    Paul F. Tompkins Brought Me Here
    PFT’s mind and mouth work so quickly that he could be a terrible improviser and I’d be too dazzled to notice. So when he recommended Three Bean Salad, I wasn’t clear-headed enough to say “no”. I now see why he loves this podcast. These guys are as brilliant and funny as he is, which is “very”.
  • Perseus Gray
    Lovely!
    This show is wonderful fun!! Not only is it a peaceful, amusing listen, it’s also an amazing showcase of how three fantastic comedians can improv and world build even the smallest offer. If you’re into comedy podcasts (and want to learn by-proxy how to properly “yes-and” literally any and every situation), give them a go!! (One of my favorites so far has been “Submarines,” when they talk about geese. An absolutely delight of an episode!) Best of luck to the beans!!
  • Cthonic Youth
    Possibly the optimum podcast
    If you enjoy the part of any comedy podcast where the hosts just generally faff about then this is ideal for you. The whole podcast is three funny dudes talking aimlessly and hilariously.
  • friendly woods
    I use it to fall asleep
    I love this people. They are good. Weird, but good.
  • Iraisechickensonamodestfarm
    Every bean a delight
    From the format, to the sound design, to the banter and bollocking, everything is in perfect harmony. Possible the best 60 minutes anyone can spend a week.
  • Ruby22day123
    Heh
    No one’s ever
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  • Schecter-c1
    Very informative
    Best bird focused beancast I’ve been able to find.
  • afrodri
    Absolutely Brilliant!
    A lot of podcasts follow the ‘Three Guys Talking about Stuff’ format, but 3 Bean manages to transcend the format! Incredibly witty and superbly produced, each episode is minitaure masterclass in improv.
  • luggyc
    Thanks a pantload
    I can no longer look at a bird without checking out its legs.
  • annereins
    Lovely banter
    Very creative use of structure. One bean tends to go on a bit.
  • The SpringJack
    3 Beans, 2.0
    Is this how we’re starting the second series? Yes, please.
  • lan776
    RICH BEAN SAUSAGES
    BEANS!
  • fdashf kdashkjfdsa
    To quote someone on twitter
    I am bereft. Season 2 cannot come soon enough.
  • profdmr1
    my newest favorite
    I love “The Beef and Dairy Network” podcast, and “The Judge John Hodgman” podcast, and “Welcome to Night Vale,” and “Bubble.” And now, to keep me laughing despite the ever-increasing rightwing fascist nut-job horror of life in the U.S., there’s Three Bean Salad. Thank you, Mike, Henry, and Ben!
  • mikessoft
    good!
    only decent entree in the "three guys talking" genre in the last ten years
  • Phoebe KL
    A delightful romp
    Absolutely hilarious, a charming and delightful romp!
  • MandyInTheBurgh
    Laugh out loud funny
    I listen to the other podcasts “The Beans “ are involved with so I knew from the beginning I would like it. But I’d suggest that you don’t listen in public with headphones, because you’ll find yourself laughing or giggling and other people will look at you weird. Although, if that’s you’re thing, this podcast will help you achieve that goal.
  • Ichabod Crane in LA
    THE Ornithology Enthusiast Podcast
    The internet’s best resource for flightless bird facts and opinions on their sexy legs.
  • Taickin
    Just listen
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    If you’ve ever started mistaking podcast hosts for your friends, then this show is for you. You get to listen to your pod-friends chat in a clearly unscripted and hilarious way. You’ll chuckle and laugh out loud, all the while wishing you were there with them. And if you don’t ever think of podcast hosts as your friends, you’ll probably like it to.
  • Dysart63
    A+
    Learned more about birds and the digestive tract than I thought was possible.
  • g0b0t
    Funnier than the actual salad
    3 Men and a topic. If I’m not laughing out loud while listening I’m issuing a chortle, a snort or a knowing chuckle. In any case, my face is doing that thing that’s rumored to use fewer muscles than frowning. Crack a leg off, already!
  • kar111111
    Funny!
    Very funny. Worked my way through all of them immediately
  • Dilk Barber
    I’m Bonkers for Beans
    These guys make for such pleasant company. They’re so witty and articulate. I especially like Ben’s audio work. Where can I send my money so that this podcast will continue forever?
  • Eli KB
    Pointless? Yes. Excellent? Absolutely.
    Pointless banter has never been so amusing.
  • M Seymour
    Great podcast
    Tick-tock! It’s awesome podcast o’clock! Great work, gentlemen! As a former professional ornithologist, I concur that Secretarybird is the winner! -M Seymour
  • Arlan.S
    Just what I needed
    A beautiful slice of banter
  • cwlw420
    thank god
    I had almost finished consuming everything Mike’s ever done.
  • verpabunny
    I could listen to these guys talk about anything
    And here is your chance. Brilliant.
  • badbascom
    Excellent
    Excellent, 3 top guys together.
  • EnigmaLuke
    Eat your vegetables
    A resounding yes! Do your ears a favor and lend them to the voices that are Three Bean Salad. Light-hearted humorous banter abounds.
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