Thank you so much for everything over the past five or so years. After the pandemic narrative took over, I lost both my family and my job. It was one of the darkest periods of my life. But through it all, Tinfoil Hat and Broken Simulation were a source of comfort, laughter, and perspective that helped me keep going. All of my life, I’ve had supernatural encounters. I honestly thought I was insane. Everyone around me—friends, family—thought I was crazy too. But listening to your podcasts gave me a little spark of hope that maybe I’m not. Maybe there is something real to all of this, and I’m not alone. Now, after all that struggle, I’m proud to say I’ve finally become a professional artist—and I don’t have to work a regular job anymore. Hopefully, it stays that way. And honestly, I have you guys to thank for being a big part of that journey. To anyone reading this: Please listen to their shows. These are life-changing people.

If you’re looking for a host that has random bodily function outbursts and gassy digestive issues as a bonus, SammyT is definitely your guy! Sidekick Johnny keeps the ree-ree train of stories on the tracks all while helping to interpret all the mispronounced words and trailing thoughts. A top notch storytelling podcast!

These guys are smart BUT they have small wieners. Even still, it’s a great show

Saw Sam in Detroit last Friday and he killed it. Him and his opener. I was laughing the entire time. Sam gave me a solid hug after the show and could tell he really appreciated me watching the show for so long. As I left he said he’d love to watch me and my girl make love #honored&blessed #tartariandetroit

Yo Johnny and Sam keep up the great work!!! I am constantly driving for work and your show keeps me busy!! Stay Fly and Be Kind!

I’ve been a fan since the first episode, I haven’t listened in a while due to being obsessed with YouTube videos about the Crusades.

This is one of the best shows on the internet. Amazing. I listen to all of Sam’s shows. As one of those privileged few ladies who listen I must admit that I have a crush on Johnny — he seems like the perfect man. I know you both always talk about children and low attention spans; I have cracked the code. My son is almost 5 and watches maybe an hour of TV on our TV a week and thinks that phones are just for taking photos and calling. It can be done! You just need to be very strict. I even reprimand my husband when he is on his phone more than he should be around our son. My son can sit through 5 Dr. Seuss books in a row and then demands more at bed time. He is outside at easy 1 hour a day minimum (we call it yard time) and is in martial arts. The key is just blocking out the noise and raise them like it is 1994. I do not let him watch new movies (after 2009) and I only allow him to watch cartoons that I watched as a child or was around before me (I was born 1991). Good luck on your endeavors.

Hey y’all it’s Callie in Alabama, just want to let y’all know I’m a local small business owner and I’ve managed to wear a tfh shirt while being featured in our local newspaper and also while teaching a big gardening class at the botanical gardens. Now n then I’ll get a compliment from a customer on it and it makes me so happy! Y’all keep being my favorite retards. Never change!

Hey bro it’s John Smithbrough, long time no talk. Bro Why don’t you guys answer my voicemails anymore? Bro I love the show but I still miss Punch Drunk-style bag of bets and contributing to the bag (I put in the anal bleaching and fart funnel) bro. Bro I Miss having Ari on that show. Bro Anyway I’ve been through a lot lately bro and listening to this show bro as well as others bro brings me peace bro. Thank you for the laughs, bros. Your bro John Smithbrough PS - bro Sam has me blocked on X for reasons unknown (@JJGephardt) - bro can this be rectified bro?

Always a great show! Today I turned my grandson onto the show. He thought Sam was kind of a d$!k but he liked Johnny.

Just wanted to say thank you guys for the laughs! What better way for a pick me up while working the boring day job, laughing so loud that co-workers think I’m special! I wear earbuds so nobody else is getting your jokes. You guys are the best more live shows please!

I’ve listened to Sammy since day one maybe like day 1000 but anyway appreciate y’all work and great presentation.

Podcast ever.

Great podcast, Sam rules, Johnny is great, XG is good too.

Hey Sam and Johnny! You guys are my fave podcast, Sam I follow all your shows! Praying for walk in faith!! Love you guys!! -Amanda

The feeling I get seeing a new episode of Broken Sim drop is like Christmas, Hanukkah, and a happy ending at a massage parlor all rolled into one.

i appreciate the simulation being broken

We need people spreading truth more now than ever! Keep going deeper, deeper! -one of the chicks who never misses an episode!

I’ll see you at the next gay Illuminati meeting Sam!!

From one of your few black hood listeners 😂 been watching sam and his podcast for about 4 years now. Truth with a blend of comedic gold. Love all you guys do never stop. From Newark NJ

You guys like having fun? I like having fun, that’s why I like listening to Sam and Johnny. If you’re exploring their podcasts give it a go…They have thought provoking discussions you can ponder throughout the day… and you’ll be cooler.

I was walking my dog and I saw light bend in on its self .. like it form a circle that made random colors go in and out of it .. I’ve never seen anything like it I was amazed by it I wish someone else saw it . It was in the middle of a street it lasted about 5 seconds.. but felt like 30 second.

Always love hearing Sam and Jonny shoot the siht. Always got me laughing listening to these great minds come together! Jonny needs to start hitting the road ! Would be fun to see him live !

Or whatever this guy says at the end of every episode. Idk

Listen every time there’s a new episode. Thanks for making me giggle when I am at #2 work. #freejohnnywoodardonx 😊

I love broken sim. Johnny and Sam dropping truth bombs weekly. Absolute legends.

Meh

Great show 🖤

Love it

Normalizing common sense. Johnny you temper Sam, Sam you go off hard. Entertaining as all get out.

I just started listening to these guys. They don’t sound smart but I bet they have huge hogs

I only listen to Broken Sim on my white IPhone - ahoy

lol, these lame lazy and not funny momos think people who believe OJ is innocent are crazy when these ards with a Ret believe Steven Avery is innocent, it just shows how propagandized and confirmation bias these ards with a ret are. Not funny momos, stick a feather in their hats and call them macaroni. Johnny is a clout chaser to a bottom feeder not funny so called comedian.

I love your show!

…to write review. good job…. howabout these ben and jerry dorks makin the rounds…thank you for not having them …

Sam is like the mentally challenged love child of Art Bell and Johnny Carson. Juicy Johnny is Sam’s level-headed, erudite Ed McMahon. Love these two (No Diddy). Jay and Beth in Tucson

Highly entertaining, can go from deep theoretical conversation to Sam’s toilet habits in moments. Keeps you on your toes! Great show. JD from Texas

I want more.

These pods never disappoint.. belly laughs a plenty.

Thank you for bringing the heat every pod! When are you coming to stockton?

Sweet Sammy T and JJW…happy I get to spend so Much time a week listening to you guys and laughing along with my clients as they get tattooed to Sam’s stories. See ya next time you are on the east coast Sam..stop being a baby and take me up on the live sex critique. I think the 90% discount is a steal!!

Love the show been listening since day one . I work in a steel shop and always got you guys in the headphones .. I have a few different stories I’d like to share one day.. I have a crazy sleep paralysis story that I’ve been trying to find a meaning for and would love to hear your input .. thank you Sammie T and J Wood appreciate you guys

I wrote this review because Johnny asked me to. I’m a somewhat recent Broken Sim fan, simply because I don’t like the title (still don’t like the title). I do love the show though. Hearing Sam not having to play nice with a guest is the best Sam. I love Tin Foil Hat, but I know Sam holds back when he disagrees with the guest so they can be the star. I understand that, but I like it better when Sam and Johnny are being authentic. It would be nice to hear Xavier pop in occasionally on broken sim, especially now since he finally found a drug that helps his thinking process. Love you fellas, stay strong in Christ.

Friggin Top Notch! I love the show. You guys are better than sex. Sam, please don’t worry about screwing up names. It’s real and the real people don’t care. Johnny, what else can I say? Perfection!!!

Hi there! As 1 of your 5 female listeners and I just want to say you two are sooooo funny! Love love love the show! Keep up the quality boys!,,

I would write a review, but Johnny I gotta GO!

Jesus approves probably

I have been, am now, and will always be in it.

His English is bad.

I love Sam Tripoli, but why Does he have to say Johny’s name soooo much. What ever happened to off the grid Ryan?