2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Weekly, comedian best friends Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer get together in the bear cave at YMH Studios to do what bears do: make each other laugh.

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  • A Kaur 123457
    It’s … ok
    I’ve tried to like it. But it’s just not worth listening to for me. Tom will tell some funny stories or make some witty comments but it is really worth it. And I just end up blocking Bert out bc it’s never interesting. All I hear is wheezing.
  • 223534553
    What happened?
    Where did it all go wrong?
  • gggjjjksjdhhs
    Shut up Bert
    Less Bert = better podcast
  • MarinFlorin
    Absolute Steaming Garbage
    Tom is a predacious and bacterial grifter who is beyond indifferent to his limited fanbase. Bert can barely convert oxygen into carbon dioxide without pounding a drink and telling some “true-story” lie. If you want to listen to two morons plug their vodka while trying to hide their liver spots, then this podcast is for you.
  • Philmatic1
    Unlistenable
    Bert stinks. He waits until someone else says something funny, then he immediately screams something over it and tries to ride the laughs from the actual joke. MSSP and Lemon Party are miles above this garbage.
  • ChuckCoz
    Haters gonna hate
    Bert and Tom Tom and Bert. ‘Nough said.
  • Sophisticatedgranny
    2 Bears and a Cave
    Talked about themselves a lot. Endorse excessive alcohol use.
  • nick name mcgraw
    Epic fail
    When will they stop talking about the Roast of Tom Brady…and their epic fail? 🙈I need to pay more attention to Tom, because it’s clear Bert lacks on all levels.
  • WWWPAP_Mongo
    This time I don’t choose the bear
    Yikes they just babble and yap and try to make themselves laugh. Separate these two dudes are hilarious. Together is like listen to two high school friends tell “you had to be there” and inside jokes.
  • skwoticus
    Terrible show
    Filled with terrible people
  • Stephen William Ruiz
    Just one 90 minute commercial
    Terrible episodes that are just commercials really
  • Horatio Sanchez
    Tom used to be hilarious
    Tom used to be my favorite comedian and now I can barely stand to listen to him speak. Bert has never been funny.
  • lizzyb
    “I can’t wink”
    @adamray for the win
  • Jeremy Shinglewood
    Grifters
    Fell off big time
  • Hdizzy23
    Amazing
    The Dr Phil episode is the best episode yet
  • sean93msmirh
    Too many ads
    Love them both but it’s gotten to where it’s too many ads.
  • Redmooze
    Please never do Fake Dr Phil again
    This show was unlistenable. I know I tried. Please just hang and do a good show. This wasn’t very good at all.
  • gayrepublican
    boooooooo
    This would be far more entertaining if either of those fellas could maybe attempt to do a layup and capture it on video.
  • unruly95
    Bruce can’t shut up
    For the love of God, way to let a good thing go sideways.
  • Thelastampersand
    Garbage Truck on Fire
    2 rich guys that came from rich families cosplaying as “everyday” people. The early pods were awesome. Now it’s an infomercial by 2 out of touch narcissists.
  • Disk sidedness
    The comments
    😂😂😂😂😂😂
  • huskon88
    One star for the amount of effort they’ve been putting in lately.
    They push addictive products. They belittle their staff’s goals. Tom called his own children gay for not liking football. These guys have gone downhill.
  • Dyb3
    Eh
    Idk, today I quit caring about it. Listening to Bert say some nonsense, and I’d decided I’d had enough, and idc what they’re saying anymore. I’ve tried listening lately bc I used to like it, but I can’t get through an ep anymore. Oh well, it was ok for awhile.
  • jrofhwell
    Yep
    Yep
  • Steve H. in Dallas
    Bert makes it unlistenable - Tom saves it
    I usually only listen when Bert's not on. Bert is such a self-absorbed narcissist, wanna be comedian, it's sad. He's not funny, I don't know if he can even write a joke. It's all about hm and his fame. Tom on the other hand, funny, down to earth and likable.
  • wddxgdsxghjklig
    Stop exploiting
    Why is every podcaster promoting a terrible addiction? Yeah, go waste your rent on gambling, great idea. By the way, neither of you are funny. Why don’t you take your $300 shirt off and make fun of “poor” people while you raise little ftards for kids. To reiterate, you’re not funny. Good luck when you lose your $ because you’re a bunch of boring hacks.
  • KwallsK1
    Something’s changed
    Something changed along the way and it’s just not funny to me like it once was. It’s like when Austin Powers lost his mojo.
  • TheDuke539
    Bring back the comedy
    An alcoholic autist and a soft-body sociopath discuss what it was like growing up with wealthy parents while hating on "poors" whose parents weren't doctors or bankers.
  • Nice 03
    Nice
    Nice
  • westhartfordkid
    Happy Women’s Month Ep is Epic
    Please just let Bert cover Women’s Month every day this month. He somehow integrates random news fragments with some incredible takes - and I was laughing out loud.
  • Mothman Fan
    Tom is so boring it hurts
    I love Bert because he’s genuinely laughing from the heart. Everything Tom says feels forced and he’s the human equivalent of watching paint dry.
  • SkylerECU
    yo
    good
  • Hfdvjrdbnkgc
    Gone way downhill…
    This show has taken such a turn for worse. Bert is really ignorant when it comes to most subjects and it is cringy how he tries to act like he knows what he is talking about. Tom is just a grumpy bully. I thought this show was suppose to be funny, but it hasn’t been for a long time.
  • Mdelong555
    Growth
    I’ve listen to this podcast since day one. As a human we grow. These guys have grown. Everyone complains about they are out of touch or not funny. They both are finally getting to truly enjoy themselves after the decades of hard work they put in. still love this podcast and every week I listen in or watch on YouTube.
  • Rocky Mountain Nole
    Big Dumb Animal
    Will someone please teach Bert how to talk into a microphone. He’s either screaming like a woman or whispering to the point it’s inaudible. Show has gone way downhill.
  • Frodaddybear
    The bears
    Love these two no matter how rich they become they talk about how they relate to each other. Others who hate really hate themselves. Just one thing where is the 5k by may going to take place.
  • huufghjsj
    Tom and Bert are incredibly unlikeable
    Just wanted to put my disdain for these 2 in writing. Used to be a fan 5 years ago but these guys are unsufferable and just straight up not funny. Taking riding on Joe Rogan's coattails to a whole new level. Hate you boys!!!
  • Whorenun
    Lost the plot.
    Insufferable garbage. Tom used to be funny. Bert never was. He’s a morning zoo laugher who stumbled into a career. They should be really embarrassed for shilling their new vodka brand like they’ve been but I don’t think they’re capable of the kind of reflection necessary for that to happen. Listen to anything else.
  • IamKyleB
    They’ve totally lost touch and with it their sense of humor.
    I subscribed on day 1 as a big fan but recently have unsubscribed as I just can’t stand them anymore. I’m happy for their success but with it has come an arrogance that I could honestly accept and deal with if they maintained the quality of the podcast but it’s really fallen off a cliff. Guest bears are total hit or miss but even when it’s the two of them it’s just them jerking off to how awesome they are with only small flickers of the old fun and magic that made them both funny and relatable. Success ruins some people and unfortunately Tom and Bert are two of those people.
  • whole bag of nope
    Fell off real hard
    Loved this at first, now it’s just a weekly infomercial. Unsubscribing. Tom made this a business and it has sucked ever since. Rogan even called them out on it. Barely an hour and all ads. These two need to fall back to earth and realize what got them where they are. Now rooting for their failures bc they are unBEARable. See YouTube Bert crashing pat macafee
  • supernatural89
    Bert has a word quota to hit
    It’s like Bert got a note telling him to interrupt whoever’s talking after 10 seconds, sound is not consistent, the content is all over the place. Do better.
  • Kuhate_b
    Not How it Used to be..
    I was a huge fan, but now I find myself never clicking on the new episodes. I miss the old dynamic.
  • captjohn74
    Perfect
    Guys, This podcast is always the perfect length for my commute to work. I don’t know how you do it!? And you’re funny. Update… Bert, for god’s sake man… stop burping into the mike. Please.
  • Noknicknameneeded
    No longer enjoyable
    Bert’s my favorite comedian but recently all he seems concerned with is podcasting long enough to get in all the ad reads. The final straw was the hour long infomercial for alcohol. Maybe I’ll revisit his endeavors in a couple of years. This review brought to you by for osso toilet water.
  • Alex31JS
    Don't eat and talk on a podcast
    Loved the show but the eating was horrible to listen to unlike Bert's other podcast where he eats
  • VictorC2235
    Usually Great
    Although there is the occasional dull guest, majority of the guests are interesting and have led me to other podcasts. Even in the “bad” episodes I still catch myself laughing throughout but nothing beats the OG episodes when both bears are there.
  • davesiggy
    Hilarious
    I can’t wait for this to come out each time. It’s rare that podcasts have me laughing to the point of wheezing but this one does it. Ever since the cool aid episode, I don’t miss one.
  • BoltYourDoor
    The podcast is dead
    This was once a great and super entertaining podcast. Now, it’s predominantly random guests. When Bert occasionally is with Tom, Bert talks about himself for 90 mins. Drinking, not drinking, fitness, repeat. It’s so void of anything entertaining anymore. RIP, 2 bears.
  • MplsChris2020
    Technical Issues - the Pod is Amazing
    Mix - especially on Jake Johnson ep makes it so hard to hear Bert and guest. Was constantly changing my volume to try and hear. Love you all so much, hope you take this as technical feedback — and as a note, not a reflection of how rad you all are. Your podcast is a part of my life. Y’all are amazing. Just maybe try and fix the mix or find ways to mic-up these amazing convos so they still have all the dope dynamics of a convo.
  • Karand69
    The Best Podcast
    I look forward to seeing it come out each week. It’s my go to for unstoppable laughter and step out of whatever life’s bothering me with for a bit. Take a listen you won’t regret it!!
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