Behind the Bastards

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There’s a reason the History Channel has produced hundreds of documentaries about Hitler but only a few about Dwight D. Eisenhower. Bad guys (and gals) are eternally fascinating. Behind the Bastards dives in past the Cliffs Notes of the worst humans in history and exposes the bizarre realities of their lives. Listeners will learn about the young adult novels that helped Hitler form his monstrous ideology, the founder of Blackwater’s insane quest to build his own Air Force, the bizarre lives of the sons and daughters of dictators and Saddam Hussein’s side career as a trashy romance novelist.

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  • Heartsup
    Poorly researched, terminally skewed analysis
    On the same spectrum of msnbc/corporate propagandists. Not the most recent iteration or creative example of the propagandists that seek to divide and deceive, who are themselves divided and deceived. If you are looking for an example of quality work, non politicized research, for example, check out In the Shadows of Utopia by Lachlan Peters.
  • Tcat31
    Love this podcast
    I found this a few weeks ago and started from the beginning, listening on my commute. Well researched, humorous when needed, and now I’m eating all the Spicy Nacho Doritos.
  • ShivaMrKitty
    Poor Sophie
    You guys are doing great work! It’s amazing how little is widely known about historical figures and how few resources there are for people to actually learn. It’s functionally illegal to teach kids this stuff in most schools. I don’t agree with Robert’s takes on everything but I’m also an adult who can form my own opinions (looking at you right-wing one-star review trolls). Evans is a better journalist/researcher than most not because he’s unbiased, but because he has the crucial combination of being upfront about his opinions and backing them up with comprehensive research. These reviews are so mean to Sophie. She’s an excellent producer! Sophie: Ignore the haters and pet your dog if you feel bad. Dogs will get us through it all.
  • Safloglo
    Been listening to it all day at work for like 4 weeks.
    Well researched, Robert sounds like a gadfly though and he gets grating. I do listen to it at 1.3x speed, so it could be my fault I find him so annoying, I will never admit fault though. Love Sophie on and off the mic. Seems like the reviewers that don’t like her are greasy piggy little men. Typical. Do an episode on Dov Charney.
  • M7sharp
    Leftist propaganda.
    That’s all. Just a bunch of leftist shills
  • Tyler (21)
    Love it! Except Sophie
    She really needs to be quiet, it’s actually really annoying
  • BourbonHunterKyle
    Liberal babies
    The amount of whining and crying about illegal immigrants in the very first episode I listened to was crazy. They get partial credit for at least consistently criticizing both parties, but just a wild take that we are somehow mistreating migrants because we don’t take everyone in with open arms.
  • RogerBantley22
    Sophie Great Producer
    But she is horrendous on the mike. First, take an improv class, nothing but blocks and denials. Second, Nevermind, just stay off mike.
  • Cornus florida
    Mike Duncan interview!
    So awesome to hear Duncan on this platform opening up about his view of our current administration.
  • Pinz519
    Absolutely love this podcast
    I’m binging these podcasts all day while I work, workout, walk my dogs, etc… I love hearing insights into parts of history & historical figures that you normally don’t hear about & I find the hosts & guests extremely entertaining & often insightful. My only complaint & I tried to resist even saying something but sometimes the (producer?) Sophie will interject and sometimes she’ll have something relevant to add but quite often it feels like when your teenage cousin jumps into an adult conversation with all enthusiasm and little to no substance & doesn’t really have much of value to say but wants to be involved… I don’t always mind it but she can be quite aggressive about interrupting & talking over both host & guests at times, and at that point it can get a bit disruptive & distracting
  • Anne Athema
    Good, but overly sensational
    The topics are interesting and Robert has a hilarious sardonic humor; however, he often adheres to sensationalism in a way that ignores reality or alternative perspectives. I would greatly prefer the show if Sophie would stop speaking. She is neither intellectual nor clever and contributes nothing except a grade school level of sarcasm.
  • David Gibbs Portland 4444
    Great show, but…..
    I always laugh when Robert refers to himself as an “anarchist”. Robert - you have a truck and a house. You have a podcast that has Ryan Seacrest advertising for Chumba Casino. This is not “anarchy”. Also - you talk about knives & machetes a LOT!!!! A LOT!
  • TinyPeni5
    Confirms all of my beliefs
    Bahh ba baaaa baahhhhh 🌈❤️
  • Mista Kurtz 33
    Almost universal praise
    It’s a great show, a ton of news stories that aren’t as covered as they should be, but I have a personal issue, I’m fairly sure it might just be me. I find Mia Wong insufferable, the shift between hushed NPR voice and shrill nervous cackle jars me.
  • Davidson Norris
    Can’t Recommend Enough
    It’s hard to overstate how thorough and informative this show is, and how engaging Robert and his wide cast of guests are. #saveSophie
  • Jvzrhssrfahiuds
    Too much pointless swearing
    I tried listening to this but after hearing the f-word used completely pointlessly and seemingly random about 10x in the first 30 minutes I gave up. I like using the f-word as much as the next person but it has to make sense. I feel that the hosts are using it not to make a point but simply for the sake of it. Great show otherwise but there’s really no need for swearing this much.
  • Keith Bradbury
    Annoying
    The host himself is kind of annoying, but the woman who interjects from time to time is just infuriating. She adds basically no insight.
  • Helpersonety
    Some good, others awful
    And I don’t mean the subject matter. Of course all of them have awful topics. What I can’t bear is the hosts yukking it up over the tragic deaths of astronauts and young children. Unsubbing.
  • Buxac
    Violent Men are Not Women
    Please stop using female pronouns & nouns to describe violent males. These are not our crimes. Women never act as terrorists the way these men do. It is intellectually dishonest to refer to these guys as “young ladies”. They are NOT ladies, they are men. You can tell by their behavior.
  • Noticing 📺🐑
    Soy Boy nonsense
    Soy Boy nonsense, TDS and Marxist.
  • Lobsfour
    Oprah
    My great grandmothers name was Orpha - pronounced Orfa
  • MarchingShells
    Engaging
    Not all podcast make you want to talk back at times to the caster but this one is so engaging that are many of the topics I want to discuss further and dive deeper even though Robert does do extensive research. I don’t always agree with everything presented, nor are all things fully researched from multiple viewpoints, but that is what makes it engaging and in a world where we don’t think critically much more I think this is very important.
  • Pickiestpear
    So good
    A podcast for when I want to learn something new and be a bastard hater.
  • WickedBritOfTheWest
    Disappointed by laughter and mispronunciations
    I love the idea of this show, which is why I subscribed recently after a recommendation from a friend. However, I was shocked by the sheer amount of raucous laughter in an episode about the unnecessary deaths of children undergoing quack autism cures. I understand the intent was to make the mood light, but laughing loudly at a description of how a clinic director herself was making light of the death of a child comes off in doubly-poor taste. Add to that the mispronunciation of the words “chelation” (kee-lay-shun, not chu-lay-shun), and “thimerosal”—each central to the episode—seemed a bit lazy in the era of the internet. Perhaps this episode was an exception to how the show is otherwise produced, so I’ll keep listening, hoping to find reasons to revisit my 3-star rating.
  • Saltinecrackersz
    Gratitude
    What can I say that hasn’t already been said. Great podcast. Host has a carefully-tuned moral compass. Wickedly interesting. Not only does Robert really read and research, he puts these out like twice a week and they’re always interesting. It should be part of your regular listening.
  • cecegrrl
    Autism
    A young boy is about to die in the telling of this horrific tragedy and the narrator is …. laughing?? Revolting.
  • gdhrhiwopwldb d
    hey uhhh robert here
    hey uhhhhhh robert here…. just here to report on this ultra niche thing you definitely didn’t have a question about but i need to clarify because i will go insane if i don’t love u rob love u sophie
  • Dano28
    Good Stories, Annoying Hosts
    The hosts need to tone it down a bit. Especially the male host. The content is interesting enough, but they ruin it with almost hyperactive commentary and cursing that is unnecessary.
  • Rotten meat gallery
    Robert. Stop murdering phonetics!
    I listen all the time and love most things about this podcast. However, I cannot stress enough just how bad Robert is at pronouncing some words. It’s bordering on felonious. It’s like nails on the chalkboard and it is the most distracting thing ever. In the latest episode he pronounces Chelation as Chill-lay-shun that is hilariously wrong. It’s Kee-lay-shun. He pronounced Laos and Loation wrong. There are so many others that my mind has walled off. Someone, for the love of god, make Robert look up words he only reads.
  • nahisnd fiejenwjsjdndjfc
    “…but you know who wont use the same ad pivot every single time?”
    Robert is a good researcher and writes a nice show. I can tell he is getting better about interrupting and shouting Sophie down (like a boss). I think the guests jokes are funnier when Robert does not immediately repeat them in a slightly different format.
  • bebet2
    Good info, poor delivery
    I listened to the first couple of episodes about the Zizians, but I have to stop because Robert’s incessant laughter is so incredibly annoying. Nothing you’re saying is funny dude, and it’s even less funny when you’re laughing at something *you’re *saying. He also can’t stop saying “like” and “right.” As a podcaster, public speaking is your job–please learn how to do it like a pro.
  • maybdihjlz
    Rush Limbaugh
    I totally agree that Limbaugh’s negative impact on society is one of the reasons we are in the state we are currently in. A very successful show that preached that Democrats are the devil every day for years and years to his millions of listeners.
  • blue spirit in a red land
    Jon Lovett
    Love the show, but why admonish a fellow podcaster. It also sounds as if you’ve not listened to crooked programs. He can be a bit snooty, but is also an accomplished activist. We need as many of those as we can get.
  • The cyno5arges
    Lots of whining in the comments
    The show is great. Get over yourselves, whiners.
  • TheSchmendrick
    If you haven't listened to the Zizan episodes, DO IT
    I thought I was ready to keep going down the Zizian hole. Then Rob mentioned Otherkin. Jumpin' Jehoshaphat.
  • Dr. Wombat, Orthopedist M.D.
    All my homies hate Microsoft copilot
    All my homies hate Microsoft copilot
  • Stevie M.
    Ruined a good thing
    I’m not going to sit here and listen to a woman who undermines men for no reason, as if we owe her something or are guilty just for being men. This kind of in-your-face feminism made the show unbearable for me. I think her name is Bridgette or something.....I’m not sure. Also, the way they talk on the show is exhausting. It feels like they’re in a constant competition to see who can speak the fastest and loudest at the same time.
  • Mayhm66
    Wow this is sad
    What in the Orwell is this nonsense?
  • RedVolcano
    Don’t bother
    They look at historical figures without context, spending a great deal of time lamenting why people who lived in a different era had different values than we do. This doesn’t lead to an intelligent or interesting conversation. The podcast makes sweeping generalizations about people based on nationality, and is homophobic, often confusing being gay with pedophilia. Not for me.
  • DwarfGrumbles
    Thank you.
    Long time introverted fan. Thank you, from the history nerds with roots in both sides of colonialism and slavery. I know no one who gets a mic on the show has roots in Spanish Colonialism (Intended as observation, not a critique. I’m confident your hearts are with the work). The brief callout in the Diego Garcia episode about the bombing of Vieques and Culebra made some of your Boriqua fans thirsty for recognition. I do NOT want to reduce any of the attention on the suffering of other colonized folk. Black and norte indigenous folk have fair claim to a LOT of attention to their oppressions. There is colorism and queerphobia across the Boricua diaspora. I and my nesting partner are very white-presenting and do not experience the treatment others get. I was born into and have the privilege of citizenship on mainland Norte. The mother of my nesting partner (born in Arecibo) does NOT have the same rights my mother (born in Brooklyn) has. Puerto Rico is the oldest colony, the place subjected to the most consecutive years of colonial oppression anywhere in the world. Please hear us and give us a little airtime. Taino and Kalinago language were not a choice I ever had. Even our colonial dialect of Spanish was beaten out of my grandparents, so my mother didn’t even teach me that. All the many mestizo folk like me have is the structures of our colonizer, and the privileges of skin color and and hair that separate me from my cousins. I know the infrastructure is fuzzy, but please…see us, por favor. If you just can’t…I get it. Hard choices. I’ll keep at what I’m doing, and I’ll keep listening. But at some point…let your Boricua fans know you see them. ¡No más colonias!
  • hackasaurus
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  • Kiwislug
    Fantastic but please remove it could happen here from the feed.
    Title says it all, I don’t have much interest in it could happen here, particularly not all grouped up together into a giant block. Main episodes are great though. Keep it up.
  • Noshrub
    Great Podcast
    This is my favorite podcast—especially now in these crazy times. But Robert says “right” too much…he’s way too good to say this often as he does.
  • AnarchoPotato
    One of my favorites
    I love BTB. I learn AND laugh a lot. Reading these reviews is always hysterical with the exception of Sophie haters… her keeping Robert from completely losing his job is my favorite dynamics of the podcast that always makes me laugh. Sophie is AMAZING, and I particularly love the episodes where she is more in the conversation. I’m always bummed when Sophie isn’t there. The Sophie shade is just misogynistic BS— if you’re mean to Sophie, then you risk becoming the target of my fury . However the “BoO tHiS pOdCaSt HaS a LeFt BiAs”… reviews are hysterically ridiculous….ok… most mainstream media and history is biased to the right. If you want more of the same old whitewashed version of history, this podcast isn’t for you. You are allowed to be boring— The rest of us will be here having fun cursing, atonally screeching, and working on our Boston accents.
  • bixbee 180
    Love it, love Sophie
    Love the show and the other reviewers are dead wrong misogynists for going after Sophie. She’s funny and she brings levity and I’m not sure I’d like the show so much without her
  • Stretchy McMerica
    I love it
    It’s really good
  • Clerbito
    So good, it can make me run.
    I hate running. So much. But I have to make weight for a sport. This podcast is the only thing that does not make me want to jump in-front of a bus while I force myself to run. I’ve been listening for 5 years and I love following up on sources & doing my own deep dives when I’m particularly interested in something. A fantastic gateway into learning more about history.
  • MemoryButter
    Here for the Producer
    By way of Bechdel Cast and hunting Sophie’s awesome work I found this podcast. I got started with the Gordo Liddy episodes of Behind the Batards and haven’t turned away since. I can testify as an exvangelical millennial from TX, it hits a chord of interest.
  • Grushenka P
    Tony Alamo and Porter Wagoner
    Loved the Tony Alamo episodes, not only was he featured on the GOO but he and Susan also appeared on The Porter Wagoner show (another totally creep and bastard !). Isn’t the worst of the worst but would love to see you cover particularly creepy country musicians…
  • Arabellaaaa
    Great overall, one complaint
    Love it overall, but Sophie’s interjections are not a great fit for the rest of the show. She brings down the vibe
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