Can't Get Right with Kurt Metzger

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Every week, Kurt Metzger tries to find redemption in the awful things he's said the week before. Can Kurt ever get right? Chances are he won't, but you won't want to miss a single episode.

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  • R.I.P. to Funny
    Locked Up?
    Tell the truth Kurp, you had to do a couple weeks in county for coke possession.
  • ericks87
    Audio issues
    Funny podcast, KM is authentically funny. Love his insight. He’s great on Jimmy adore show as well! Audio could be better.
  • AmericaIsLeftAndRight
    Audio quality
    Are you recording with a potato?
  • hazelbnr
    Rex Chapman
    I am a fan of KM.You need to do some research on Rex Chapman and his amazing podcast- Charges. A recent Jimmy Dore episode, you two took a cheap uninformed shot at Rex. Got it wrong. Have Rex on as a guest. Better yet, listen to his podcast. One of my faves.
  • Goldenpeachy
    Kurp
    Yoooo! Keep punching 🥊
  • Blust3r
    May break up with Carolla
    Kurt - I love you man! Thanks for calling it like it is - world has gone crazy and the only people I respect/trust are comedians. Truth is a rare commodity - you’re doing your part getting it out there. Keep rocking it!!
  • Waggerdog
    Ahhh, nice.
    Smart, funny guy; interesting like listening to your friends ( if you have cool friends). Free speech, interesting subjects.
  • Trixeebelle
    Why Can't I give zero stars?
    This podcast is just the worst. The host is so in love wit the sound of his own voice I'm not sure why he has guests. He never lets them finish a sentence without talking over them. But the worst crime - he is just not funny. Sitting through the 3 espisodes I did was a SLOG. Boring and hard to listen to.
  • FSUcriminole
    Fish scale
    I guess he is coked up again. Literally didn’t let Rob explain anything. Just yelled his completely uninformed opinion rather then have an interesting conversation.
  • not a persuadeable
    Show admirer
    You and Jimmy and Kyle are the best things on the internet!
  • dzakonly
    sneaky
    great show… kurt is hilarious and angry… always interesting guests too
  • jarett h h
    Zoom calls with 10 ads
    Race wars is dead
  • Fhhdfhhddd
    The cure
    It actually cured my mental retardation
  • nicknarkbarkname
    Love the podcast
    Love the podcast Kurt. The July 2021 Cumia podcast was tough on the ears. Cumia’s recording came across tinny. It made it difficult to get thru the podcast.
  • spaceboy3009
    Excellent.
    You would guess that as a comedian, he would be heavier on the "funny". But he usually has quite deep, interesting interviews with his varoius entertainment friends. Excellent cast.
  • old45K
    Accidental genius!
    I love every episode, but when Kurt insinuated/said woke is the waste produced by the machine eating the counterculture, I was inspired!!!! Beautiful!!!!!!
  • spea75
    Great Podcast
    Great podcast from a great comedian! I've been a fan of Kurt since the first time I saw him. He's one of the funniest guys out there and he also seems to be a nice guy. If you haven't seen it watch White Precious, one of the funniest standup sets I've ever seen.
  • Honkypuertorican
    Great comedian, great podcast
    I’ve been a fan of Kurt’s since his first album. Great podcast!
  • ChineseFingerTrapDocking
    1 out 5
    Kurts a DAWG! Louis G Homez should set this man free. 🥠
  • Gene Everett 187
    Rad Podcast
    Good stuff 🤟
  • Jason Perry 0903
    Ha
    I met Kurt Metzger and Luis J Gomez in front of the independent comedy club in Detroit, not only did they crush it, Metzger shakes your hand like a man. Gomez shakes your hand like a little girl.
  • Scottyout
    OMG!
    Dude!!! He’s awesome! Great comedy and commentary. Just found this and am doing a deep dive.
  • Player Frequently
    80% Kurt Preaching
    Who invites guests onto their podcasts just to spend 80% of the time talking over them and telling them they are wrong? Kurt. How can you have some of the funniest comic friends come on your show and not get more than 3 laughs out of someone the whole time? Probably because you spent the entire time telling your guests they’re wrong about what they think and why you’re right. Wouldn’t recommend to listen unless you’re into long rants about politics, the media and chaos throughout the country and to be honest I get enough of that daily from everyone else on the planet right now in September 2020.
  • Nicknametaken72
    Best bang for the buck
    Every episode is around 2 hours. It’s wall to wall funny and definitely has points worth listening to. You may not agree, but worth the funny that surrounds it. Also, Kurt’s connections in comedy garners the best guests. He’s got some real pull.
  • TalcumX
    Only listened to a few episodes...
    but Kurt’s condescending, “talk to you like a stern dad” vibe isn’t fun to listen to. Bored.
  • Mowo3382
    Dope pod
    Metzger is a real ass dude and a top tier comedian
  • Malcolm-Sex
    Funny and thankfully not PC
    Kurt is hilarious and talks about literally ANYTHING. It’s refreshing to have someone not shy away from things in the age of cancel culture.
  • Snakerattle 21
    Kurt
    Is great
  • @mickeyicebox
    Awesome
    Good one guys! Took me on a ride on this one
  • jets1720
    Great podcast
    This is a great podcast. Smart and funny.
  • KEN_JR?
    Funny & Illuminating
    Can't get right is a safe space from the turbulent world argument
  • smashleysmish
    Metzger Can't Go Wrong!!
    Kurt Metzger is quick witted and the best at improv so of course this podcast is always hilarious- no matter the guest!! Keep em coming...
  • D00mblade13
    Greatness
    Is forcing your friends to listen to this a crime?
  • Borscht 23
    Kurt why didn’t you ask Cernoich about James Gunn?
    Kurt, I’ve always been a bug supporter and fan of yours. Still am. That said I am dumbfounded on why you never asked Mike Cernovich and what he did to James Gunn. Cernovich has on multiple occasions accused people of pedophilia based on completely falsehoods in order to try to ruin their careers, lives and/or as retribution for perceived attacks against him. Remember when Disney fired James Gunn on Guardians of the Galaxy? That was spawned from Cernovich using his hordes of followers to accuse Gunn of pedophilia based solely on 8 year old jokes that Gunn made on Twitter. Cernovich has done the exact same thing to Tim Heidecker, Eric Warheim, Vic Berger and many others. What you guys are discussing on this week’s podcast (I.e. people spreading damaging rumors about rape/pedophilia based on unsubstantiated claims) is exactly what Cernovich has been doing for years. I can’t believe that you didn’t at least bring the subject up with Mike at all. If you don’t know what I’m referring to then do yourself a favor and google “Cernovich James Gunn” and learn about what kind of tactics that that guy has made his bread and butter over the last few years.
  • Aidscake
    Never fails
    Kurt is a comic thru and thru, one of the funniest men on the planet.
  • Doctadialect
    Kurt’s a beast
    Get these ridiculous salty 1 star reviews out of here. That’s pathetic, giving a show you’ve never listened to a bad review, just cause some girl you don’t know, said that Kurt said something he didn’t. This cancel culture is getting out of control. But yeah, Kurt’s one of the funniest comedians on the planet. It’s a shame RaceWars broke up.
  • canniballz
    Racewar redemption
    Kurt with Kyle dunnigan is so funny, I think Kyle is kurts muse... no disrespect to either, keep it coming
  • Cast The Pod
    Guess I’m sorta misogynistic ?
    Same gripe as Derosa’s podcast. Just like Joe, Kurt is hilarious and I love listening to his take on things, but the female sidekick has to go. Saying “like” 34 times in one sentence is enraging & Kurt’s comedy genius isn’t enough to let me look past that. Oh well.
  • A couple ideas!
    Say what you will
    But the guy knows what he’s talking about!
  • Not Tom Selleck
    Don’t support a proud racist like Kurt Metzger
    The dude is a racist in its most blatant form. And he’s not funny.
  • Kris Curls
    Bible stories
    Where’s the Kurt and Ari bible stories series?
  • Arman Aloyan
    Worst Podcast Ever
    Waste of time. You’re better off listening to your garbage disposal... no difference. Why does Kurt Metzger have a career? Which clueless junior agent signed this guy? Lol
  • Lalaker818
    Racist
    Shame on you!! 🇦🇲🇦🇲 making fun of Armenian Genocide is never a good idea!!
  • hurtkurt
    ABSOLUTE TRASH
    Whoever is sponsoring this racist garbage can stop now. No room for bigots and genocide deniers in 2020. Kurt and his costars are all perpetrators of HATE and RACISM.
  • CKK123456789
    Not funny
    Not funny.
  • ArmenianSurvivor
    Genocide mockery is not Comedy
    From a descendant of genocide survivors: this unfunny person whose attempt at comedy flatlined at a mocking of a genocide that he celebrates happening, needs to be suspended from this platform that promotes actual comedy and talent otherwise. It’s incredibly unfortunate to see this content still up here, absolutely disregarding the survivors, the families, and those who perished in the most inhumane of ways during the Armenian Genocide and any other genocide as well.
  • Yesik1111
    WASTE OF TIME!
    Not funny at all! Waste of time to listen to this. If i could I’d give him a 0.
  • V3333333
    Garbage
    Boring podcast, host is a clownshow.
  • Jackkooo8989
    Hate Speech
    Disgusting human being you are.
  • Sumgait-pogrom
    Genocide Deniers
    GAS is associated with clowns who mock genocide
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