2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Weekly, comedian best friends Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer get together in the bear cave at YMH Studios to do what bears do: make each other laugh.

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  • Stitch-87
    Bert the Piggy
    Bert is not funny. Yup, I said it. He has an unbelievably fake and annoying “laugh.” And Bert squeals like a pig. On the other hand, Tom is an OG.
  • photobomb11111
    Pass
    The show isn’t funny. Tom is funny on his own. I could do without his monotoned voice though. Bert is a one trick pony. Not funny. He has one story that he has stretched into a career. One of Joe Rogan’s sycophantic cronies. Low-key racist, anti “woke” libertarian/ alt-right waste of time.
  • Johnny R1992
    Love the show
    Love the show, couldnt under stand what Brice was saying this week, he was slurring his slurs pretty hard. Had to skip 2 weeks in a row.
  • gggjjjksjdhhs
    Burp Krustler
    Burp Krustler sure does talk about himself allot. And Creepy Breathing Tom sure is a creep.
  • Exorcistcandy
    I’m too poor for this podcast
    Two out of touch past their prime hacks.
  • JC1969
    Turning MAGA in front of our Eyes
    Used to Like both Bert and Tom but Berts infatuation for Joe R and Elon is a direction I’m not on board for.
  • Hugh Jidiick
    Tommy boy
    Anymore I just listen for the few minutes that Tom gets to speak, it’s hard sitting through Bart interview himself every episode. Much hate from KY.
  • mothman41
    Episode names
    Show is great but you keep changing episode names after releasing them. It isn’t live. Just come up with a name you like and keep it, stop being gay.
  • Cr8ker
    Dangerous, Sad, Irresponsible and not Funny Anymore
    I have been a listener of this podcast for years and have followed the careers of both Thom and Bert. The show used to be funny and now it has just become an uncomfortable caricature of Tom laughing uncomfortably while Bert’s wet brain has diminished his ability and his once promising ability. It seems the wheels have come off finally - despite his protests to the contrary. I write this review because Bert now gives advice to people who struggle with alcohol in an attempt to Convince them that they don’t need help. This is unforgivably dangerous, stupid and selfish. Goodbye Bert.
  • BnT920
    Bert
    Love the show, but Bert is easily the last human being on the planet who should be giving advice on people making decisions about getting sober
  • Rickitysplits
    Video killed the audio stars
    Loved 2B1C during the pandemic, it was a godsend and laugh out loud funny. Then things slowly transitioned into video format (as most podcasts did) and they started doing way too many skits that needed to be seen to be funny. One podcast with Bert and Whitney Cummings as a guest had them googling watches and talking about them for 40 minutes. That was the last one I listened to. Also the conversations between Tom and Bert used to be so funny, then it turned into Tom setting Bert up to talk and vent about his whole life and it stopped being funny, almost entirely.
  • Dallas Darnell
    Tanking their careers
    Bert was only ever average at best but Tom was genuinely a great stand-up. However, this partnership has only dragged both of their careers down. I hope Bert realizes that people aren’t laughing with him anymore. That all being said the first few episodes were amazing.
  • Destrucx
    The mighty have fallen
    Segura is still solid….However Bert is beyond annoying at this point. It’s a shame because this podcast back in the beginning was excellent. Bert constantly panders to guests especially the ones who are in higher income bracket’s than him. In the most recent podcast with Dana White he can’t let the man speak and allow Tom it get a serious question off for Dana to answer. It is seriously cringe inducing too because he tries so hard to be liked. He is attention starved and as always makes any subject about him and not the guest. It’s getting old , tired , and has become unlistenable because of Bert.
  • Fort Campbell Craig
    Tired of Bert
    Look it’s still entertaining, personally I just listen to the shows that Bert is not on, to me he just hijacks everything and I can’t listen to him anymore, and the worst part I like his comedy shows, I just hate he hijacks everything
  • old world order
    Bert ruined the pod
    As usual, Bert’s fake persona, fake laugh, and overall immature disposition has ruined this podcast. He acts fake to try and go viral or farm engagement, and it’s beyond cringe. Kick Bert off and give Tom room to bring back Tom Talks. RIP 2 Bears
  • Rbe430
    Worst podcast ever
    Listening to Bert and Tom talk is torture
  • Dusty24024
    No thanks
    I’d rather drink turpentine and piss on a brush fire than listen to this
  • Parkercajun
    Please
    PLEASE STOP EATING ON THE SHOW. The smacking, chewing and swallowing is enough to make someone never tune in again
  • Corvus Anduril
    Going Downhill
    Why can I hear every-time they swallow? For f's sake, mute the mics in edit. Im close to done with the podcast. This podcast started off way funnier and had a fraction of the amount of ads. This is my 3rd edit of this review. Went from 5 stars to 2... Podcast isn't funny anymore and the lastest episode had 3 commercial interruptions in the first half hour... Seriously guys?
  • Jasper.paterson
    Love the show but…
    … please get Bert to stop chugging drinks on mic
  • Skyscraper300
    STOP the HUM AGREEING IN MIC
    I couldnt focus on the AMAZING guest that is andrew with that agreement humming was so obnoxious oml how did the studio not edit Cory’s humming out of it and breathing into the mic … Please try to put each microphones outputs at the same level.Tom has the most soothing voice… and then there’s Bert and everyone else. Bert’s voice is just so much louder than Tom’s and I try to fall asleep to it. #moremonotonedtom
  • farfalle78
    Getting annoyed
    This is so much better when Bert isn’t there. Aside from Bert being completely narcissistic, it’s also disgusting, listening to him chew and swallow. I find it much more entertaining when it’s Tom and a special guest.
  • dtitus74
    Back To This 💩Show
    Love the show.
  • Wizardcow92
    Money changes people
    Used to love this podcast and YMH but now they’re both just one hour commercials with low hanging fruit humor and pointless stories in between. I’d rather listen to the ads than Bert’s narcissism.
  • Freedampeach
    No improvement
    Boring show
  • katattp
    Sound guy
    Good all around. Couple notes: Burt talks way too much. And if you want to hear loud swallows and chewing this is your podcast. They need to make a rule of no drinking while recording, or to mute their mics while they swallow it’s so bad.
  • Cramboss
    Love these guys.
    Love these comedians and love the podcast. I want to second what the last reviewer said so that perhaps this gets back to Tom and Bert. Tom, DO NOT LET BERT EAT AND CHEW DIRECTLY IBTO THE MIC. It is beyond repulsive. Thanks.
  • pvap6
    Hilarious
    Always a huge fan of these guys, one criticism: Bert, stop eating on the air, it’s repulsive
  • paul tickles hargis
    Segura sold out
    You able share Jimmy Kimmel. You didn’t defend Rogan.
  • TJC2123
    Last meals
    Chew with your mouth closed you savage
  • donjuan2421
    Bert has fallen off
    Bert use to be my favorite comedian and loved listening to him. The past year hes been bad. Retells the same stories weve heard over and over. He use to rift well with Tom, now he just talks over him. I miss the old Bert. Please stop eating and burping over the mic!
  • unruly95
    Nauseating
    Never give Bart food on mic again. The bit that makes you want to cram an ice pick in my ears.
  • cyoak17
    DON’T EAT ON THE SHOW
    For the love of FUUUUCK please don’t eat while on the microphone!!!! No one wants to hear the sounds you make while you smack food around in your mouth.
  • Chesfro
    Death by Burt’s smacking.
    Episode “death row last meals” was torture to listen to because of Bert’s disgusting smacking/slurping fat boy lips!!
  • jjjjjjjsbdbehdjdu
    Jimmy Kimmel
    Jimmy Kimmel is a puppet for the dumb a rats
  • 8 21 1 14
    Unfortunate
    Got boring, use to listen to every single one but can’t even listen to one at this point.
  • A Kaur 123457
    It’s … ok
    I’ve tried to like it. But it’s just not worth listening to for me. Tom will tell some funny stories or make some witty comments but it is really worth it. And I just end up blocking Bert out bc it’s never interesting. All I hear is wheezing.
  • 223534553
    What happened?
    Where did it all go wrong?
  • MarinFlorin
    Absolute Steaming Garbage
    Tom is a predacious and bacterial grifter who is beyond indifferent to his limited fanbase. Bert can barely convert oxygen into carbon dioxide without pounding a drink and telling some “true-story” lie. If you want to listen to two morons plug their vodka while trying to hide their liver spots, then this podcast is for you.
  • Philmatic1
    Unlistenable
    Bert stinks. He waits until someone else says something funny, then he immediately screams something over it and tries to ride the laughs from the actual joke. MSSP and Lemon Party are miles above this garbage.
  • ChuckCoz
    Haters gonna hate
    Bert and Tom Tom and Bert. ‘Nough said.
  • Sophisticatedgranny
    2 Bears and a Cave
    Talked about themselves a lot. Endorse excessive alcohol use.
  • nick name mcgraw
    Epic fail
    When will they stop talking about the Roast of Tom Brady…and their epic fail? 🙈I need to pay more attention to Tom, because it’s clear Bert lacks on all levels.
  • WWWPAP_Mongo
    This time I don’t choose the bear
    Yikes they just babble and yap and try to make themselves laugh. Separate these two dudes are hilarious. Together is like listen to two high school friends tell “you had to be there” and inside jokes.
  • skwoticus
    Terrible show
    Filled with terrible people
  • Stephen William Ruiz
    Just one 90 minute commercial
    Terrible episodes that are just commercials really
  • Horatio Sanchez
    Tom used to be hilarious
    Tom used to be my favorite comedian and now I can barely stand to listen to him speak. Bert has never been funny.
  • lizzyb
    “I can’t wink”
    @adamray for the win
  • Jeremy Shinglewood
    Grifters
    Fell off big time
  • Hdizzy23
    Amazing
    The Dr Phil episode is the best episode yet
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