Keith and The Girl

by Keith Malley
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Keith and The Girl (est. March, 2005) is a fast-paced comedy show that talks about EVERYTHING. KATG host and Podcasting Hall of Fame inductee Keith Malley and guests talk openly about their lives including topics such as their relationships, religion and atheism, the LGBT community, love, hate, fights, racism, feminism, weed and other drug use, family, and any comfortable or uncomfortable topic.Keith creates an aggressive but safe place for his guests to share intimate and never-been-told stories and promotes a frank and hilarious atmosphere.KATG is known for its rabid and supported fan-base. In fact, over 150 audience members have tattooed and, literally, branded themselves with KATG-related body modifications. Top names in the industry credit the Keith and The Girl show for being pioneers in the podcasting world. "You guys got me started to begin with. You were the original podcasting people." -Marc Maron The show - which has been available for two decades with over 3,800 episodes, the most of any podcast in history - continues with such greats as the late Gilbert Gottfried (Aladdin, Problem Child), Bowen Yang (SNL), Jim Norton (Opie and Anthony), Doug Stanhope (The Howard Stern Show, Louie), Ilana Glazer (Broad City), Phoebe Robinson (Two Dope Queens), Hannibal Buress (Broad City, TAG), Kevin Allison (Risk!, The State), Mike Lawrence (Conan), Eugene Mirman (Bob's Burgers), Matteo Lane (Late Show with Stephen Colbert), and many others!KATG has appeared on the cover of The Village Voice and the Keith and The Girl show has been featured in The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, Playboy, Mashable, Cosmopolitan, Maxim, Bloomberg Businessweek, New York Observer, Glamour, and more!Download an episode of KATG. Subscribe to the podcast. Change your life.L'chaim.

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Recent Episodes
  • 3896: Oscar! Oscar! 2025 w/ Christian Finnegan
    Mar 6, 2025 – 01:25:08
  • 3895: Step 9 w/ Liam McEneaney
    Feb 27, 2025 – 01:18:20
  • 3894: The Newlywed Game 3 w/ Kyle Thompson, ListenerLiz, Casey James Salengo, and Courtney Maginnis
    Feb 25, 2025 – 01:41:02
  • 3893: Saturday Night Lives w/ Jack Helmuth
    Feb 20, 2025 – 01:11:27
  • 3892: Severance 2: Keith and Liz’s First Fight w/ Katharine Heller
    Feb 19, 2025 – 01:05:02
  • 3891: Keith’s Dad Forgives Him w/ Rojo Perez
    Feb 14, 2025 – 58:11
  • 3890: Not Like Us (Fly, Eagles Fly) w/ Abbi Crutchfield
    Feb 10, 2025 – 01:15:07
  • 3889: Make Movies Shorter w/ Rod and Karen Morrow
    Feb 5, 2025 – 01:43:42
  • 3888: Behind the Data w/ Andrea Jones-Rooy
    Jan 29, 2025 – 58:32
  • 3887: Watch the Throne aka Calling All Assholes (Keith’s Colonoscopy) w/ Carrie Gravenson
    Jan 24, 2025 – 49:55
  • 3886: Inauguration 2025 w/ Rod and Karen Morrow
    Jan 21, 2025 – 01:49:23
  • 3885: Mr. and Mrs. Dumbass
    Jan 17, 2025 – 01:07:38
  • 3884: Over the Bus w/ Myq Kaplan
    Jan 10, 2025 – 01:21:40
  • 3883: Floral Estrangements w/ Rebecca Fishbein
    Jan 6, 2025 – 01:00:31
  • 3882: The Ring Two w/ Justy Dodge
    Jan 4, 2025 – 57:05
  • 3881: Series of Fortunate Events presents: The 2024 Wrap-Up w/ MeMe Cherry
    Dec 30, 2024 – 01:11:55
  • 3880: The Ring w/ Justy Dodge
    Dec 20, 2024 – 48:55
  • 3879: Kraven Moorehead
    Dec 19, 2024 – 55:38
  • 3878: It’s a-me, Luigi! w/ Felicia Gillespie
    Dec 11, 2024 – 51:11
  • 3877: UnitedHealthcare CEO Shooter Luigi Mangione’s Arrest, Jay-Z’s Rape Accusation, and Drake Being a Total Bitch w/ Rod and Karen Morrow
    Dec 10, 2024 – 01:23:57
  • 3876: Hot Frosty w/ Katharine Heller and Betsy Helmuth
    Dec 8, 2024 – 01:08:40
  • 3875: Wrapped and Replayed w/ Danny Vega
    Dec 6, 2024 – 01:00:43
  • 3874: White Noise w/ Courtney Maginnis
    Dec 2, 2024 – 50:49
  • 3873: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAD! w/ Rojo Perez
    Nov 27, 2024 – 52:49
  • 3872: Man in Motion w/ Carrie Gravenson
    Nov 21, 2024 – 01:06:29
  • 3871: Request Denied w/ Rod and Karen Morrow
    Nov 19, 2024 – 01:32:59
  • 3870: The Rapist vs. The Dipshit, aka Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul w/ Brother Love
    Nov 17, 2024 – 43:59
  • 3869: Donald Trump’s 2025 Cabinet
    Nov 16, 2024 – 22:49
  • 3868: Rapecoin w/ Gastor Almonte
    Nov 11, 2024 – 52:42
  • 3867: Election Day 2024: Trump Wins Again w/ ListenerLiz
    Nov 6, 2024 – 36:03
  • 3866: Nauseously Optimistic (Election Day 2024) w/ ListenerLiz
    Nov 5, 2024 – 49:14
  • 3865: One Star w/ Diamond Dogs’ Chris
    Oct 31, 2024 – 01:00:43
  • 3864: Catholic Guilt w/ Kelly McCaughan
    Oct 30, 2024 – 53:06
  • 3863: Them Dipshits w/ Brother Love
    Oct 24, 2024 – 54:52
  • 3862: Smile 2: Keep Smiling
    Oct 23, 2024 – 28:22
  • 3861: Substance
    Oct 21, 2024 – 24:50
  • 3860: Making Movement
    Oct 17, 2024 – 23:41
  • 3859: Of All People w/ Des Bishop
    Oct 11, 2024 – 58:56
  • 3858: 3 Kidneys No Colon w/ Dave Piontkowski
    Oct 10, 2024 – 01:05:14
  • 3857: Folie à Deux w/ Danny Vega
    Oct 6, 2024 – 51:38
  • 3856: Live from My Mother’s Funeral w/ Benny Blue
    Oct 4, 2024 – 01:04:28
  • 3855: Half-Blackface w/ J-L Cauvin
    Sep 26, 2024 – 01:17:09
  • 3854: [DELETED] (VOTE!)
    Sep 23, 2024 – 53:44
  • 3853: Beaut: Diddy Denied Bail (Again)
    Sep 18, 2024 – 38:53
  • 3852: Ate Up (The Kamala Harris/Donald Trump Debate) w/ Dan Wilbur
    Sep 11, 2024 – 01:06:19
  • 3851: Parental Control w/ Katharine Heller and Betsy Helmuth
    Sep 10, 2024 – 01:11:34
  • 3850: Silver Linings Playbook
    Sep 6, 2024 – 31:10
  • 3849: Say Something
    Aug 30, 2024 – 28:49
  • 3848: A Friend Indeed w/ Christian Finnegan
    Aug 26, 2024 – 01:05:34
  • 3847: Do Something/My Opening Line w/ Bonnie McFarlane
    Aug 21, 2024 – 01:01:32
Recent Reviews
  • Brian P L
    Great show
    Great show and grateful for the laughs and info
  • notasheeplikemark
    Ridiculous
    Keith needs to do research about his ridiculous political views
  • DW3124
    Terrible
    Absolutely no one on this show is funny. These 5 star reviews must be fake
  • Dominic's ghost
    Fake
    That’s not the real Barbie ! I know for a fact GI Joe taped a couple of M80’s to Barbie’s pink corvette and blew her to bits.
  • Fishgerbil
    Long Time Fan
    I’ve been listening for a decade. As an old Boomer, KATG helps me learn what the kids in Gen X are thinking. I enjoy hearing about the life stories and experiences of their guests. And Keith reads the NY Post so I don’t have to!
  • CJPhrek
    This show is among the greatest!
    I've been listening since about a few weeks before Keith stopped drinking and I've been hooked ever since. I was hipped to this show from The Black Guy Who Tips podcast all those years ago and never looked back! They're great people who though their comedy heal hearts and sooth minds, as the saying goes Cool People Cool People! I've been a VIP member for a few years and it's been a life line, I've moved states, lost a cat, gotten divorced, reunited with family members that I no longer talk so I can my best life all with the help of this show. Like Rod and Karen from The Black Guy Who Tips they're a calm island in the storm of life and the fact that they provide so much joy is the best medicine ever! Love you Keith and Chemda, everyone in the chat! And Silent Trailers is the best game show in the Universe!
  • Caty from Indiana
    Midwest fan
    Pure excellence. Listening for years. Hope they never stop podcasting!!
  • Mandra ✨
    Yes yes yes
    Never no!
  • TheIchiro
    AH-MAZING
    Love this podcast so much, I got a tattoo of their dot com. Over 3000 episodes and not slowing down, never a dull episode and always entertaining.
  • ClintD74
    One of the first, still one of the best
    Aces ten
  • TheLexKin
    The best pod in the world
    I would give it ten stars if I could.
  • RyanCyrus
    YES
    I LOVE THIS SHOW!
  • lavonnaish
    Semi funny
    Just wish Keith would stop whining about his dad. So obnoxious and infantile.
  • KamenLee
    Meatloaf
    I got hooked on these guys in 2008 and have been keeping up with them daily. They are consistently entertaining and always come first on my playlist... only when KATG is done do other podcasts fill my ears. Also they were right about meatloaf. So I’m here to counterbalance that goofball.
  • phoski39
    Brilliant!
    If you are into irreverent, honest, hysterical real talk, definitely listen to KATG. I found them at a time in my life when I had no room for B.S. and they helped me laugh through it. KATG Forever!
  • g skipper
    Meatloaf
    I am not in your demographics- love your show, but, your takedown on Meatloaf really aggravated me( I could say I was uncomfortable, but at my age, that is not descriptive) I am sorry you guys didn’t appreciate his music- at the time he was popular- what a difference he made! Dashboard Light- my generation- was a real thing. I so remember singing that while my husband sang the opposite when we drove hours in the car. Meatloaf was operatic in his music. His stand regarding vaccinations- was he vaccinated? I know he was vocal regarding this. My daughter has the same response- although she IS vaccinated- it is no ones business- it’s kinda like “no one tells me what to do”. So - in case you are wondering- I am vaccinated and I am a nurse with 46 years experience - I guess what I’m trying to say, if you get to the end, I love Meatloaf s music, and I thought you guys just ripped him unfairly- so sorry about that- Ginny Skipper
  • communitynewspodcast
    Love KATG
    Just gave you 5 stars. Would really LOVE to hear you interview Paul and Sasha from the Community News (comedy) podcast. You all together for a show would be HILARIOUS.
  • TofuWaffle
    Funny AND thought-provoking!
    I LOVE THIS PODCAST. I will probably listen to it until the day they stop podcasting. :) I've been listening since episode #250, and I met Keith and Chemda, as a VIP, on their 10-city tour October, 2015! Jump in anywhere, listen to at least 2-3 episodes... You might find release in it too. :)
  • DamtheSav
    Been listening since 2011
    Great stuff
  • vincecult
    Chocolate Milk
    This podcast is the ‘chocolate milk in a bag’ of podcasts. You either love it or you’ve never experienced it. Highly recommended.
  • Slimmerman
    Less and less
    Started going downhill some time ago. Keeps rolling further and further down.
  • grously
    Always good
    Consistent comedy. What more can we ask for.
  • anya766
    Still got it
    These guys are the originals. They have grown and evolved-don't always agree with them but they have great guests and Solent Trailers is a must see. Keith is a master with interviewing guest. He really commands the mic/he’s an alpha male with a soft side and strong opinions. Even if you don’t agree with him, he will make you laugh. I look forward to it.
  • Mister Rpederso
    Open kitchen cupboard doors
    This guy got a divorce because his wife left the kitchen cupboard doors open. I stopped listening when I heard that.
  • just another cris
    1 star losers
    Some of these people genuinely say that KATG talk about the same thing every show for 15+ years. Lol, ok 1 star losers. I’m a huge fan and although I haven’t listened to all 3,000+ shows, I know that every show is so uniquely different special. I love the katg family so much and they’ve helped me survive living among the idiots of the world. Peace, love and OMAT.
  • Seeita1979
    The First and The Best!
    Keith and The Girl is the original comedy podcast and the best! Keith and Chemda are relatable and hysterical! I love hearing Keith’s views on the stories of the day as Chemda injects positivity in the funniest way even just to get Keith going. I never tire of Keith’s rants ...and boy does he rant whether it’s about Trump or his Trumpesque dad. Chemda is so positive and adorable but just as witty and cutting when she has an issue in the news or with a guest. AND the guests are great! I love My Keith and The Girl! Please give us 15 more years!
  • DarrenTy
    An underrated, Hall-of-Fame podcast!
    Keith and Chemda are one of the all-time duos. Their show has made me laugh, cry, and laugh 'till I cried. I've listened to hundreds of different podcasts, but theirs is the one I keep coming back to year after year.
  • lizreddog
    the best!
    This is my favorite podcast. I look forward to listening to a new episode everyday. It’s the best.
  • xcxcxcxvxv not my name lol
    YAS gurl yassss
    Had to slow down this episode, so that I can enjoy this show much ass longer.
  • Misscolbi
    Guess I’m in it for real now
    I’ve been listening to KATG for almost a year now. It was recommended to me by a friend when I was starting to listen to podcasts on commutes. I didn’t think I would be able to get into such a long running podcast—jumping in after they’ve been doing their thing over a decade seemed daunting, and especially considering Keith was catfishing his dad as his ex wife. I listened once, then l the next day and kept up as they released new episodes and it’s become part of my daily routine. It’s the perfect balance of humor that’s not too detached to the day to day current events thanks to Keith’s bummer news. His yell-ey responses to the calamity of the moment is like a balm to the soul. I’m a VIP so I can hear the gossip on last week on Keith on the girl. Bianca is the best.
  • moglinng
    The best.
    I’ve been listening since the beginning and am as in love with Chemda and Keith as I was upon listening to their first episode. Genuinely funny, thoughtful, intelligent, and entertaining. They don’t know it, but they’ve been on every dog walk with me that I’ve gone on in the last 15 years! They’re great company 😊
  • Sleepless in nm
    Intelligence and guts
    I never get tired of you two the way I often do with other podcasts. You avoid the traps of falling in love with your own voices and opinions and actually seem to push each other to critically think and empathize. You’re smart and brave and crazy in the best ways. Thank you for your righteous anger and authentic commitment to the social contracts decency demands. Love and health to you both.
  • McCallpoi
    BS
    If you hate America and police and love violent rioters looting, murdering and burning Down cities you’ll love these guys. I listened for many years but can’t listen to them defend this
  • JFOD, Bayyybeee
    Best podcast that exists
    KATG for life, bayyybeee
  • jerseyfrinds
    Look forward to new norm
    I have been following Keith and the girl for like forever. I don’t always feel the way they might on subject that they speak about. Keith I’m so proud that you have stopped drinking. Chemda married/divorce/ tumor etc and your still alive !! Awesome !
  • I Can Keep Secrets Very Well
    My Favorite Podcast!
    There's no podcast out there that tops this one! I've been a loyal listener for a couple years now and at this point I don't know what I would do without them in my ears and in my heart. Thank you for the many hours of laughs!
  • JoshTheHeretic
    Jingle jingle
    From the first moment I heard them, I felt like I knew them, but wanted to know more. Little did I know that they would soon make my libido jingle. My feeble mind couldn’t begin to comprehend how enmeshed in their stories and personalities I would become. Even I, who was once the greatest shift supervisor Taco Mayo ever saw, am impressed, nay, amazed, by this show, and especially the “Dad” saga.
  • 🅰👢👢
    OG Best Podcast!!
    Favorite podcast ever!! Pop culture, comedy, NYC life - highly entertaining! Love the daily shows!!
  • My real names not jayla
    Too good!
    Keith an the girl is so good it should be illegal! Aces 10!!! So much content weekly and so many great guests
  • Ghost of McCarthy
    Great show
    They always have hilarious guests! And Keith and Chemda are always super open about their lives...I’m hooked on Keith’s emails with his father. Do yourself a favor: smash the subscribe button!
  • Bwill09
    Favorite
    I listen every day while working cleaning houses. Listening helps to make my day go faster. I never miss a show. Highly recommend!
  • Useforstretching
    A Lifeline to good cosmopolitan thinking
    I’m culturally different than most of my co-inhabitants of the most Republican county in (rural) Illinois. The show makes me faal a little less alone. It’s influenced my thinking in very positive ways.
  • PokiSune
    The Best!
    Just the absolute best. Always gets me laughing!
  • Talkradiodiva
    Long time listener
    KATG is one of the first podcasts I discovered 11 years ago and I’m still a faithful listener til this day. Truly one of the best podcasts in the game but absolutely the best comedy podcast period!
  • Tree crack
    My new fave podcast
    You guys made my day listening to the dad compelation!!! Seriosly!! Love you!!
  • alleyofsin
    Hilarious!
    I heard about this podcast from listening to the Teen Mom Trash Talk podcast. Tracey, the host, mentioned that she was a guest on an episode, and she said that the podcast was really funny and successful. I listened to her episode, and now I’m binging all the episodes because Keith and Chemda are so genuine and funny! They talk about everything: current events, their own lives, etc., and they are super relatable and hilarious. Love this podcast! Thanks, Tracey, for recommending!
  • somegirl_23
    Keeps Getting Better
    Keith and The Girl has been in my life since middle school. While I know that makes the hosts, Keith and Chemda, uncomfortable, they’ve been a guiding force in my life teaching me how to relate to others through conversations and move through life without fear. They’re incredible people and I’m proud to still listen to their daily podcast.
  • ShootheWendybird
    Aces 10
    Hands down the funniest podcast out there. I've been listening to Keith and Chemda since 2005, and they have never failed to make me laugh
  • megacatxyz
    Listen to this show
    I've been listening everyday for YEARS and I love the whole KATG family. This show has also turned me onto literally hundreds of great comedians. Listen right now!
  • TP 2010
    the originals!
    A very popular blogger from back in the beginning of the web, mentioned this podcast and I had to try it. The name made me suspect it was a country western type duo. I have been hooked every since. I recommend buying VIP pass so you can hear from the beginning. Keith & Chemda have been living their interesting lives & sharing as they go along. Not to mention interesting guests, great POP culture & News references. I love em!
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